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  • #16
    Who'd want to hire a dickhead like that? And I'm just referring to the video
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #17
      I am not kidding, my sister and her boyfriend (Yale '05) both knew this guy when they were at college.

      He's a pathological liar.
      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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      • #18
        It sounds like the kind of guy everyone would know about for quite a distance...the worrying thing is that all publicity is good publicity. We have a similar person in the UK called Jeffrey Archer...pathological liar...however this wasn't found out until much later in his life - he'd got as high as deputy chairman of the Conservative Party
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #19
          Yes, he had quite a reputation. I wouldn't be surprised if pretty much everyone had heard of him.

          He'd sometimes take fake "business calls" on his cellphone for his non-existent corporation. (Vayner Capital)
          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

          Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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          • #20


            Well it is good that the truth is out, and internationally so. If only the internet was around when Archer was young...
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Jordan Bass’s father, as it happens, was in the Class of 1970. “It was my son who wrote the Rumpus piece,” he wrote to everyone. “I recall, at the time, thinking that a guy with this level of grandiose and delusional thinking would either be homeless or president in twenty-five years.”
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                It sounds like the kind of guy everyone would know about for quite a distance...the worrying thing is that all publicity is good publicity. We have a similar person in the UK called Jeffrey Archer...pathological liar...however this wasn't found out until much later in his life - he'd got as high as deputy chairman of the Conservative Party
                There are plenty such people around, sadly enough. Garber seems a bit of an egrarious case but for some reason such people always manage to captivate a new audience with their lies.
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                • #23
                  what's wrong with the video (haven't finished watching it)

                  I'd hire this guy. He's worth about $6 an hour.

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                  • #24
                    He might do well in advertising.

                    JM
                    Jon Miller-
                    I AM.CANADIAN
                    GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                    • #25
                      he's not attractive at all. How come he says he does modelling?
                      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                      Middle East!

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                      • #26
                        From what I have seen, modeling (when not linked to anything specific) = stripper or 'amateur' porn star.

                        JM
                        Jon Miller-
                        I AM.CANADIAN
                        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Heresson
                          he's not attractive at all. How come he says he does modelling?
                          Because the bloke is a compulsive liar - that is the whole point of the thread...
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Heresson
                            he's not attractive at all. How come he says he does modelling?
                            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                            • #29
                              3 points

                              I wouldnt count them as a 500lb or a 400lb bench press but he's no weakling. I'd guess he'd get over 300 by himself (no spotter help) and without the illegal wraps around his elbows.

                              His tennis skills weren't amateurish either. He isnt a pro but he's had more than a few good teachers IMO.

                              Whoever hit those bricks did so pretty well.
                              Last edited by SpencerH; October 17, 2006, 14:42.
                              We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                              If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                              Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                              • #30
                                Apparently he bought the skiing video off craigslist.
                                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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