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  • #31
    Originally posted by SpencerH

    However hit those bricks did so pretty well.
    We saw a hand hit those bricks......

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Dis
      what's wrong with the video (haven't finished watching it)

      I'd hire this guy. He's worth about $6 an hour.
      I am Polish. I speak English, French, Arabic, a bit Turkish and I know latin. I know byzantine history, I carry a bunch of middle-eastern diseases. I like snails and tortoises. I draw frogs.
      How much per hour would that be?

      Originally posted by reds4ever


      We saw a hand hit those bricks......
      exactly
      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
      Middle East!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Heresson
        exactly
        Originally posted by reds4ever
        We saw a hand hit those bricks......
        He obviously meant to say "whoever"...
        Unbelievable!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Darius871



          He obviously meant to say "whoever"...
          fixed

          Its funny how these things slip by when you dont get any sleep.
          We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
          If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
          Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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          • #35
            IMO this is the most amusing part of the story:

            MSNBC's Donny Deutsch lauds Aleksey in a four-minute segment, calling him a "brilliant creative executer" and declaring "I'd hire him sight unseen."
            Even if he doesn't have a future in investment the ad business is always looking for skilled pathological liars.
            Unbelievable!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Heresson


              I am Polish. I speak English, French, Arabic, a bit Turkish and I know latin. I know byzantine history, I carry a bunch of middle-eastern diseases. I like snails and tortoises. I draw frogs.
              How much per hour would that be?
              I see an emigration to the South East of England to do manual labouring or mundane office chores in your future. You may scale the dizzy heights of £3 an hour Heresson...call me clairvoyant if you will
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Darius871



                He obviously meant to say "whoever"...
                I'm not bloody psychic!

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                • #38
                  Reminds me of Dwight from The Office.
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Provost Harrison


                    I see an emigration to the South East of England to do manual labouring or mundane office chores in your future. You may scale the dizzy heights of £3 an hour Heresson...call me clairvoyant if you will
                    It's still more than in Poland
                    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                    Middle East!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Heresson
                      It's still more than in Poland
                      The English southeast is also a fair bit more expansive than Poland
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Spiffor

                        The English southeast is also a fair bit more expansive than Poland
                        It's actually considerably less expansive than Poland. Probably more expensive, though.
                        "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                        "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                        "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                        • #42
                          More! And even more!

                          My boyfriend is in his class at Yale and Vayner told him that he is in an underground martial arts league with Jean-Claude van Damme, who he fought. Seriously. And that these douchey antics are officially sponsored by Underarmor. AND he claims to have played Pete Sampras and though he lost 6-1, 6-1 he was "always able to hold his serve." So clearly he not only sucks at tennis, but doesn't know the rules either.
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #43
                            He's on Facebook too! I hope he approves my request to add him as a friend

                            Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #44
                              face it, you guys are obsessed with him and want to have his babies.

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                              • #45
                                Me and my friends used to have a friend like that - I have no idea where he is.

                                When we were kids, his brother was became a millionaire from a startup he entered. Then, he moved to a different a different school.

                                After graduating very well, he then got enlisted in the airforce, where he nearly became a fighter pilot ( it's kinda hard to pretend you're a fighter pilot when you cannot wear the uniform, I guess, but he did go through parachute school - unless he is illegally wearing the badge ).

                                This, however, was just a setback for him - he does enjoy his free time very well, though - racing on his brother's and his brothers' well connected friends' luxury cars all over eastern europe, he has managed to sleep with at least one national beauty pageant winner in eastern europe - and some other models. One of my former schoolmates served with him in this airforce base ( yes, he was in the airforce - but not nearly a pilot ) - where he did manage to convince some girls to take take their clothes off in front of a camera ( his hobby is photography ), she says, while he was telling them all sorts of stories, but that could've been him just being a dog, not delusional.

                                He was a pretty cool guy to hang around with, so I really do wish he wasn't inventing all of this stuff....
                                urgh.NSFW

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