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i rubbed tabasco in my eye once, and couldnt stop the tears for an hour
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger -
Now why would you do that?
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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i was drinking it out of the bottle.Originally posted by Zoid
Now why would you do that?
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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And you missed?
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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All joking aside, you can seriouly injure yourself with chilis. Alton Brown cannot wear contacts because he rubbed his eyes several hours after chopping habeñeros.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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you cant just suck the tabasco out, you have to shake it back and forthOriginally posted by Zoid
And you missed?
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Ahh... Good to know if I ever decide to do it!
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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I've done it, and I never missed so badly I got it in my eye.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Re: Urgent medical advice needed
This is an important lesson, to diminish it would diminish the lesson.Originally posted by Oncle Boris
I was mashing a red hot chili pepper to make a shrimp sauté, when I had the great idea of grabbing my dick/testicles in my boxer with unwashed hands for a 'cabinet rearrangement'.
HOLY **** IT ****ING BURNS!
And yes,I've gotten habenero related oil all over my hands and face, though not in my eyes thankfully enough. using cold water just spread it further.Comment
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Capsaicin - you've gotta love it
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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yeah, I think it is something that every drunk person tries once.. or more
I didn't get any in my eye either
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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