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I was mashing a red hot chili pepper to make a shrimp sauté, when I had the great idea of grabbing my dick/testicles in my boxer with unwashed hands for a 'cabinet rearrangement'.
HOLY **** IT ****ING BURNS!
HOLY **** IT ****ING BURNS!
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I just feel like dumbass of the week.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Rub some Tiger Balm on it.
Tiger Balm fixes everything.
I don't know what I am - PekkaComment
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Remind me again not to accept any dinner invitations from you.
Use the vacuum cleaner on the highest setting. Only the vacuum cleaner will help you here, and bring instant relief.Comment
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Re: Urgent medical advice needed
Dear meOriginally posted by Oncle Boris
I was mashing a red hot chili pepper to make a shrimp sauté, when I had the great idea of grabbing my dick/testicles in my boxer with unwashed hands for a 'cabinet rearrangement'.
I hope you weren't serving this saute to others
My god, its like my nightmare
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I hope it falls off. If it does, will there be pictures?
If so, I take back my hope.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Oh bloody hell... I get teary-eyed just from thinking about such a thing...I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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I'm sure this happened some time ago, but the first thing you need to do is wash the area with copious amounts of water, even perhaps sitting in a tub of water. Afterwards about all you can do is administer cold packs 15 minutes at a time. If the area develops into a 2nd degree burn, i.e., develops blisters or ulcers go see a doctor.
In the future leave the interior decorating to the experts."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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OK, after two hours the pain is thankfully wearing off.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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at least you didn't start to rub your eyes when the tears started
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Oh, the humanity... I did something similar once (not involving my private parts though...) I chopped some habanero peppers and had some minor cuts on my fingers. And I mean minor, I didn´t even know they were there until it felt like I´d dipped my fingers in molten lava. The pain was excruciating... Nowadays I always use rubber gloves when I chop chili peppers
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Originally posted by BlackCat
at least you didn't start to rub your eyes when the tears started
aint that the truth then ud have a blind guy with firey nuts seeking refugee. I can hear the 911 call now
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I saw a clip from a Oprah show (I think it was) with a guy eating insanely hot chilis, then wiping his eyes. He passed out on the stage and had to be carried out on a stretcher...
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