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  • #31
    Originally posted by Dauphin
    Wasn't some Iranian guy trapped in an airport for months once. Damn, he shoulda just asked for a ticket home!
    That was for years, more than a decade IIRC.
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #32
      And he couldn't go home cuz they would have killed him.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #33
        An airport drives me insane after less than an hour, let alone years...I'd have probably jumped in front of a landing aircraft long before then!
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #34
          wow.

          I might be gullible to buy a hot chick a plane ticket, but not some ugly guy.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Spiffor
            ....and you have the satisfaction of helping a youngster in his journey of discovery.
            I bought Rochelle Rochelle her first ticket from Minsk and was amply rewarded, though they left most of my work on the cutting room floor.
            He's got the Midas touch.
            But he touched it too much!
            Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Bosh
              You don't even need that, if you hang out long enough and ask a thousand people I'm sure you'll find one eventually.

              Especially if you're white.
              I guess I'm always a pessimist. I just can't see myself asking a thousand people and getting someone to buy me a ticket. I just think some people are more pursuasive than others. I just lack the social skills.

              It's like these poly posters who tell me to ask a thousand girls to have sex. I just can't see one of them saying yes.

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              • #37
                You obviously haven't discovered chloroform
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #38
                  Just remember, their eyes and face and frantic struggles and kicking and screaming for "Help!!" may say No, but their hearts are saying Yes.

                  Dis, you seem like a reasonably intelligent man. I'm assuming you're not a grotesque, hunchbacked freak with weeping sores. Even if you don't look like Brad Pitt, you're probably at least average looking. If you asked a thousand women to have sex, several of them would comply. If you ask a hundred, odds are you'll get laid.

                  You never know if a woman just happens to think you're gorgeous (yes, it even happens that average-looking people find those who think they're very attractive), is intrigued or turned on by the forwardness of such a request, just happens to be feeling horny and kinky and is receptive to such a request, just broke up with her boyfriend and needs some sex or validation... there are numerous reasons why a woman would say yes.

                  Similarly, there are numerous reasons why someone would buy a plane ticket for a total stranger.
                  Last edited by ajbera; October 17, 2006, 16:38.

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                  • #39
                    Wasn't some Iranian guy trapped in an airport for months once. Damn, he shoulda just asked for a ticket home!
                    Try two decades

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by ajbera
                      Just remember, their eyes and face and frantic struggles and kicking and screaming for "Help!!" may say No, but their hearts are saying Yes.

                      Dis, you seem like a reasonably intelligent man. I'm assuming you're not a grotesque, hunchbacked freak with weeping sores. Even if you don't look like Brad Pitt, you're probably at least average looking. If you asked a thousand women to have sex, several of them would comply. If you ask a hundred, odds are you'll get laid.

                      You never know if a woman just happens to think you're gorgeous (yes, it even happens that average-looking people find those who think they're very attractive), is intrigued or turned on by the forwardness of such a request, just happens to be feeling horny and kinky and is receptive to such a request, just broke up with her boyfriend and needs some sex or validation... there are numerous reasons why a woman would say yes.

                      Similarly, there are numerous reasons why someone would buy a plane ticket for a total stranger.
                      hmm yes, perhaps a topic for another thread. I don't want to threadjack anymore.

                      the original topic is far more interesting. I would love to travel around the world for free. But there are a great many things I would not want to do for money. Begging is one of them. And as I said, some people are just more pursuasive than others. I've enountered people that provide pretty good arguments for asking me to give them a ride (though I always say no- only once have I given some people a ride). I'm just not one of those people. I prefer to avoid talking to people, unles they are friends or whatever. Strangers bother me. I'd rather work an 8 hour day to afford money to travel somewhere.

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