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  • #31
    Utah, they have the Comrade.
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    • #32
      That's their problem.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #33
        Nevada would dispatch to the mafia.
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        • #34
          Actually, most of the people who go to burning man aren't hippies but professionals.
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          • #35
            Nuking half Silicon Valley would be quite a shot in the foot.
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            • #36
              Exactly.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                Yes, I am fairly certain Utah would win this war. Not only that, but Nevada would willingly surrender within a week.
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                • #38
                  OMG. It's HIM!
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #39


                    Comrade Tassadar sighting!

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                    • #40
                      Wait, was his account deleted before?

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                      • #41
                        Aug 2005? surely he's been here longer than that.

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                        • #42
                          Doesn't discipline/loyalty count for something? I mean, how accustomed are the people of Nevada to looking out for anyone but number one, compared to the Mormons east of them? Would Nevada's modest but significant Mormon population side with Utah? And how loyal would the gangs in LV be to their home state?
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Dis
                            Aug 2005? surely he's been here longer than that.
                            Yes, but I had my account reset for mystery reasons.

                            Originally posted by Elok
                            Doesn't discipline/loyalty count for something? I mean, how accustomed are the people of Nevada to looking out for anyone but number one, compared to the Mormons east of them? Would Nevada's modest but significant Mormon population side with Utah? And how loyal would the gangs in LV be to their home state?
                            Well, Mormons aren't exactly going to be charitable when it comes to their theocracy. At the same time, though, you are correct: There is a significant Mormon population in Nevada right now. Remember, all this abstaining from sex and drugs can leave a person more thirsty than ever, hence, many Mormons go to Nevada to pleasure themselves.
                            These Mormons would obviously rise up in revolt against the Islamofascist Republic of Nevada in support of their homeland. Thus, Utah wins.

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                              • #45
                                Fake Tassi.
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