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Pekka,
Maybe I'll just offer everybody that comes to see the house some beer.
-Arrian
Maybe I'll just offer everybody that comes to see the house some beer.
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood. -
I think I have OCD, so my apartment is spotless. All the pictures are hanging perfectly straight - I measured.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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If someone is looking to buy a house and makes their decision because you gave them beer, trust me, you're not getting 250% worth...In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I'm semi-organized. I keep all my important documents in one big pile of paperwork in no dicernable order.
. The newest stuff tends to be on top, but when I go looking for something, it all gets messed up. But the good thing is all my paperwork is in one spot in my closet. It's just a pain in the ass looking through this whole stack of paperwork.
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Chaos, but then I keep my chaos under control by getting the engineer from the phone company of the guy who checks my boiler round every few months to embarrass me into tidying up.
Of course, if I could be bothered to go and find a girlfriend, that would shame me into near-constant tidiness.
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We're pirates.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'm very organized with where I keep things. Recently, they've voted an "electronic document" law here, and I was thinking of looking it up and seeing whether I can scan and convert all my paper documents into digital form so that they take less space, can be backed up and so on
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Its very well ordered according to my concepts of order.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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at my Gliwice home, I have too much stuff, especially books. They do not fit in the wardrobes, so they kind of are everywhere.
If I rent a room, I put everything in a deep order, than it takes me a month to ruin it whole, than I reconstruct the order, and ruin it again etc"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
Middle East!Comment
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when my house is messy I know where everything is because I can remember roughly where I have put everything, and so everything is Order for me. Of course the mess is chaos for my gf so she tidys it until it is ordered for her, but now everything it tidy chaos for me because I dont know where everything has been tidied to.Safer worlds through superior firepowerComment
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I love chaos and can live quite well in it. I find everything without much trouble.
Unfortunately, my wife does not love chaos. With the paltry excuse to clean my room she regularly breaks into my sanctuary and brings "order" into my stuff. With the inevitable result, that I don't find anything, anymore
. When I complain (which I do every time), she shrugs and says, "hold your stuff in order yourself, so I don't have to". I hate when she says that. Pity she doesn't know, that my chaos is my order. 
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yup, I know the problemOriginally posted by Snotty
when my house is messy I know where everything is because I can remember roughly where I have put everything, and so everything is Order for me. Of course the mess is chaos for my gf so she tidys it until it is ordered for her, but now everything it tidy chaos for me because I dont know where everything has been tidied to."I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Sounds familiar to me too
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It's probably a problem 90% of the males have. Except gays, of course, because they tend to not have wives and gfs.
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I'm lucky, I guess. My wife isn't noticeably tidier than I am.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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