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  • #16
    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    Colon, stfu. You're so stupid it hurts. Like I'm going to fake an Odd News thread.

    If something was going to be faked, it would be something like "Canada moves towards conscription". Dumbass.
    How come you are so defensive? So agitated?
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    • #17
      Because you're so stupid. Stupid people are like gnats. They're irritating.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #18
        Me? Why? What did I do?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Colonâ„¢


          It changes. My, my, how convenient.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #20
            It must make it easier for them to classify articles. That's very convenient.
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            • #21
              Oh. Sorry.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                No biggie. Glad that got cleared up!
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                • #23
                  grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                  The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                  • #24
                    I had two AAA memberships for 3 years and never knew it... paid for them both about 6 months apart each, even though I paid for a years worth of service... That was such a Jon Miller momment.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      Senior moment.


                      Goat Corpse is in the lead.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again."

                        Willie Nelson Cited for Drug Possession
                        Sep 18, 12:06 PM EST


                        The Associated Press

                        BREAUX BRIDGE, La. -- Willie Nelson and several members of his band were issued misdemeanor citations for drug possession early today during a traffic stop in Saint Martin Parish.

                        The traffic stop was conducted on Interstate 10 near Breaux Bridge.

                        Video: Nelson busted for pot possession

                        Trooper Willie Williams says troopers smelled a strong odor of marijuana when the driver opened the bus door.

                        During a search of the bus, Williams say approximately 1 1/2 pounds of marijuana and approximately 2/10 of a pound of mushrooms were located on the bus.

                        The 73-year-old Nelson of Spicewood, Texas; 59-year-old Tony Sizemore of Saint Cloud, Fla.; 75-year-old Bobbie Nelson of Briarcliff, Texas; 54-year-old Gates Moore of Austin, Texas; and 50-year-old David Anderson of Dallas, Texas were issued citations for possession of mushrooms and possession of marijuana and released.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #27
                          saw that. That guy just can't catch a break.

                          But I question whether they really did smell pot (okay that's probably true). But with a rep like Willie, they already have probably cause.

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                          • #28
                            1.5 pounds and it was a misdemeanor, WOW.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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