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  • #16
    Serb
    The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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    • #17
      Is Serb ok? I hope he is not still in the hospital.
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      • #18
        Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog


        And I thought we'd heard the last of Ron Jeremy a good while ago.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Winston
          Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog


          And I thought we'd heard the last of Ron Jeremy a good while ago.

          That'd be a worse punishment (aesthetically speaking) than having sex with the real live hedgehog.

          Although I must say Mr. Jeremy does, ahem, 'come off' as being very personable in television interviews....


          Hedgehogs have surprisingly quite loud sex as I recall.


          Probably the sense of relief at not getting shafted while getting shafted.
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          • #20
            By the sounds of it, the action taken did stop premature ejaculation at least.
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #21
              Sextuple post??

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              • #22
                "This demonstrates the dangers in consulting unlicenced witchdoctors.


                this scares me more than the article to be honest, does that mean there's such a thing as a licensed witchdoctor??!!
                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                • #23
                  You beat me to it alva, but I agree...licenced witchdoctors? Is are witch medical schools and witch teaching hospitals somewhere?
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #24
                    We contacted a member of the International Association of Witchdoctors this morning for a comment. He told us: "This demonstrates the dangers in consulting unlicenced witchdoctors. We advise anyone with ejaculatory disfunction to consult our list of approved practitioners."
                    Come on guys, this is obviously a joke. No way is that real.


                    Edit: A search for "International Association of Witchdoctors" only comes back with the above article.

                    You guys are such suckers,
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                    • #25
                      Which doctor?
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #26
                        Isn't that a publication?
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #27
                          How could you fit in a hedgehog?

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                          • #28
                            It's funny but also tragic.

                            The man gave HIV to the hedgehog, and now the hedgehog community is getting this virus and they are very mad at the inter-spieces love machine George. George the Hedgehog has become the joke of the hedgehog community. He had sex with a tremron (hedgehog name for a male human).
                            In da butt.
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                            • #29
                              I totally blame this thread for the disturbed dream I had last night.

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                              • #30
                                So Serb didn't have his tags then. This is really bad.
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                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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