High price for back-door beauty

[KrazyHorse]

This may be a lot of things, but it's not a troll...

[MRT144]

i think the ideas are pushed in the magazines, not the actualy procedures. the ends not the means.

and as a male i just dont want her to be too overweight to where its unhealthy, or too hard on the eyes. Im not looking to be with women that Spec is. I wouldnt know what to do with em.

[DanS]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
This may be a lot of things, but it's not a troll...

Why you would lay female vanity at the doorstep of males is beyond me.

[asleepathewheel]

Originally posted by MRT144
Im not looking to be with women that Spec is. I wouldnt know what to do with em.

And I thought you were the Tom Emanski of sex.

[MRT144]

I can still show you how to bunt.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by DanS


Why you would lay female vanity at the doorstep of males is beyond me.

Can it really be vanity when everybody knows that after the first procedure is performed, a variety of more and more bizarre intrusions will inevitably follow, with instruments which grow ever larger and more sadistic? Does anybody really think that the end result of this can be positive in any way? Secondary infections, scarring and loose stools are but a few of the side-effects which accompany this most bizarre incarnation of men's attempts to blaze paths in places they were not meant to tread.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by MRT144
i think the ideas are pushed in the magazines, not the actualy procedures. the ends not the means.

Even worse. They ignite the desire and then refuse to enlighten as to the safest way to procure the intended result, or even the possible negative outcomes? One would hope that any "lady's" (and I use the term loosely) magazine which promulgated such an irresponsible sense of sociosexual norms would at least provide detailed information on the proper techniques, preferably ones which experts in the field could get behind, and some tips as to how to manage care for the affected area in the days following the procedure.

[MRT144]

well i make it a rule not to date anyone who reads them. cosmopolitan is a labotamy in paper form.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by MRT144
I can still show you how to bunt.

All I seem to be able to do is a little dribbler when I'm fortunate enough to get a runner to third base.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Sikander


All I seem to be able to do is a little dribbler when I'm fortunate enough to get a runner to third base.

you are too clever sometimes

[Dis]

Originally posted by DanS


Well, let's put it this way. Beauty magazines and the like are meant to push women's fantasy buttons, not men's. It's a matter of keeping up with the Joneses -- internal pressure.

If you aren't looking for an ideal, looking good isn't expensive. Leaving aside a cleft pallet, etc.

those magazines are bad. There's even evidence that the men's magazines (not pornos) are doing the same thing to men. Many men are doing cosmetic surgery now.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Dis
There's even evidence that the men's magazines (not pornos) are doing the same thing to men. Many men are doing cosmetic surgery now.

Bummer.

[Dinner]

Says the guy who introduced all of Apolyton to the term "back, crack, & sack".

[Spec]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Well, my back door is certainly beautiful

I knew you were gay!



Spec.

[Provost Harrison]

I'm not, and that's why it's staying that way rather than becoming a wizard's sleeve