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Originally posted by C0ckney
who the **** are you?Comment
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Aw, Hell. I'll vote Will9's ok. He didn't bust out crying or anything at the abuse. That's worth something.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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he did complain"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
Middle East!Comment
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine?! I didn't know they stacked **** that high. You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you slid down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you've been cheated!
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name, fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what?, of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only ******s and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name, scumbag?
Private Snowball: Sir, Private Brown, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****! From now on your name is Private Snowball. Do you like that name?
Private Snowball: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well I'll tell you one thing you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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2 months? Jesus, boy. I been here 7 years. And I have membership.Originally posted by Will9
I would like to ask the people calling me a newb, what your definition of a newb is. I have been here for over two months, and 500 posts.
Of course, I'd have a higher post count if I thought any of the other fora were worth going to...B♭3Comment
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Also, who gives a **** about 500 measly posts? And, who the **** are you?
Ah, well. At least you're not a special opportunity spammer, so you can't be all bad...B♭3Comment
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Just be happy we haven't given you an honorary DL dance.Originally posted by Will9
This forum has turned into a whats a newb forum.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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I've ONLY been here 4+ years... and they still call me a newb!!!!!!!!!!! especially if I post in the other forums.Comment
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Dis says the truth.Originally posted by Dis
civ4
he posts all the time over there. He's okay.
You guys stop scaring away the newbies.
no wonder OT is dead.
The OT is really dead when Dis is the sensible one
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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He's a Rosbif. They're all haters like thatOriginally posted by Heresson
Why do You hate the French?
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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QFTOriginally posted by VJ
this is why all the newbies are going to CFC, guys
we have an attitude problem"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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This thread will match Will's total, but he still gets nothing from it.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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