Grampa Troll, Heads Up, I'm Sending You a Hurricane

[Colonâ„¢]

Originally posted by notyoueither
We live with the fact that the odd dud could blow up several thousand square kilometers of tundra, or brush, or farms. Perhaps a small town or a somewhat major city. Oops.

Surely, out of several ten-thousands of nukes, several hundreds could "accidently" drop on the strip of populated Canada that straddles the American border?

Meanwhile, in the heat of Armagedon, there isn't a square inch within 500 kilometers of you, that isn't sea water, that wouldn't be glowing brightly in the event of missiles being tossed between continents.

Between continents? I wasn't aware France and Germany are on different continents, nor that Germany has any nukes in the first place.
Germany would probably blitzkrieg Paris as usual and we'd barely notice a thing of it all.

[chequita guevara]

My stupid bosses still want us to come in to work, even though we're going to start exeriencing tropical storm conditions by mid-afternoon.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
My stupid bosses still want us to come in to work, even though we're going to start exeriencing tropical storm conditions by mid-afternoon.

capitalism

[DanS]

This better be done in time for the opening game on Saturday!

[SpencerH]

****! I was so looking forward to having more damage done to my house by "severe weather".

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by notyoueither
If we ever get hit by a nuke, I would guess the capital of Europe got hit by 10.

Eh, it's not like nuking Brüssels would actually do any damage to EU.

[Grandpa Troll]

Please keep it, we already divied up

[Blaupanzer]

Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
Move to Belgium. No earthquakes, no volcanoes, no tornados, no hurricanes.

Since the Germans and the French have decided to be friends, nothing interesting ever happens in Belgium. Do I recall that you have floods every so often or is that only your neighbor to the north?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by SpencerH
****! I was so looking forward to having more damage done to my house by "severe weather".

Thought you was in Alabama.

[Colonâ„¢]

Originally posted by Blaupanzer


Since the Germans and the French have decided to be friends, nothing interesting ever happens in Belgium. Do I recall that you have floods every so often or is that only your neighbor to the north?

Just a bunch of cellars every once in a while. No biggie. Drowns the rats.

[chequita guevara]

This looks like it's falling apart.

[connorkimbro]

Targets? Who said anything about Canuckland being a target? Don't be silly. I'm talking about unreliable Taepodongs crashing down halfway their route to important countries, or bad targeting by outdated ruskie IT systems, or "friendly fire" by yanks.

You think a taepodong could get even halfway to its destination? They can barely even get them off the ground

I don't think even Japan needs to worry

[SpencerH]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


Thought you was in Alabama.

I am. Maybe you dont watch MTV (see my location) or understand sarcasm

[Stuie]

Ernesto crapped up my yard!

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by SpencerH


I am. Maybe you dont watch MTV (see my location) or understand sarcasm

I don't watch MTV.