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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Oh, balls.
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Stupid GOP hurricane, keeps moving to the right.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Maybe it'll hit Pat Robertson's HQ, like the one that (IIRC) used to be mentioned in your sig. Or am I confusing you with someone else?Comment
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Move to Belgium. No earthquakes, no volcanoes, no tornados, no hurricanes.
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A hurricane thread Chegitz did not start.
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Just Germans to one side and French to the other.Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
Move to Belgium. No earthquakes, no volcanoes, no tornados, no hurricanes.
The middle of the Canadian Shield feels safer.(\__/)
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So? You're on the pathway of Russian, American and Korean nukes.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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If we ever get hit by a nuke, I would guess the capital of Europe got hit by 10.(\__/)
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There're very few strategic nuclear targets between the Rockies and Lake Superior and north of the 49th.
A couple of large air bases, and Edmonton (look at a pipeline map, it all comes through here). Maybe Winnipeg if you wanted to cut East-West rail transport in Canada.
That leaves an area larger than the EU largely nuke free. So suck my stealth nation wang, Brussels boy!(\__/)
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Targets? Who said anything about Canuckland being a target? Don't be silly. I'm talking about unreliable Taepodongs crashing down halfway their route to important countries, or bad targeting by outdated ruskie IT systems, or "friendly fire" by yanks.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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We live with the fact that the odd dud could blow up several thousand square kilometers of tundra, or brush, or farms. Perhaps a small town or a somewhat major city. Oops.
Meanwhile, in the heat of Armagedon, there isn't a square inch within 500 kilometers of you, that isn't sea water, that wouldn't be glowing brightly in the event of missiles being tossed between continents.(\__/)
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But hey, if your consolation for living smack dab in the middle of a target for oblivion is that a few moose might get vapourized by mistake, don't let me discourage you.
We can commiserate, since I live in one of the few actual targets that matter in Western Canada.(\__/)
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You know what's really strange?
A lot of pipline maps are no longer available since a year or two ago.
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