Amusing Babelfish game

[Datajack Franit]

Original English Text:
Winston is a pompous trout

Translated to French:
Winston est une truite pompeuse

Translated back to English:
Winston is a pompeuse trout

Translated to German:
Winston ist eine pompeuse Forelle

Translated back to English:
Winston is a pompeuse Forelle

Translated to Italian:
Winston è un pompeuse Forelle

Translated back to English:
Winston is pompeuse a Forelle

Translated to Portuguese:
Winston é pompeuse um Forelle

Translated back to English:
Winston is pompeuse a Forelle

Translated to Spanish:
Winston es pompeuse al Forelle

Translated back to English:
Winston is pompeuse to the Forelle

[Winston]

So it's trouts now, eh?

Well, I'm not interested.

[MMC]

There's supposed to be a greeting phrase which turns into a death threat by just translating it to Russion and back again two or 3 times in a row. I can't remember what it is though.

And this game is WAAAAY older than babelfish.

[MMC]

Original English Text:
The Ultimate Civilization Two site

Translated to Japanese:
最終的な文明2 サイト

Translated back to English:
Final civilization 2 site

Translated to Chinese:
最终文明2 站点

Translated back to English:
Final civilized 2 sites

Translated to French:
Final civilisé 2 sites

Translated back to English:
Final civilized 2 sites

Translated to German:
Abschließendes zivilisiert 2 Sites

Translated back to English:
Locking civilizes 2 Sites

Translated to Italian:
Il bloccaggio civilizza 2 luoghi

Translated back to English:
The blocking civilizza 2 places

Translated to Portuguese:
O civilizza de obstrução 2 lugares

Translated back to English:
Civilizza of blockage 2 places

Translated to Spanish:
Civilizza de los lugares de la obstrucción 2

Translated back to English:
Civilizza of the places of obstruction 2

[MMC]

Original English Text:
The first Greek Civilization two site

Translated to Japanese:
最初のギリシャ文明2 サイト

Translated back to English:
First Greek civilization 2 site

Translated to Chinese:
第一个希腊文明2 站点

Translated back to English:
First Greek civilization 2 sites

Translated to French:
Premiers sites grecs de la civilisation 2

Translated back to English:
First Greek sites of civilization 2

Translated to German:
Erste griechische Sites von Zivilisation 2

Translated back to English:
First Greek Sites of civilization 2

Translated to Italian:
Primi luoghi greci di civilizzazione 2

Translated back to English:
First Greek places of civilizzazione 2

Translated to Portuguese:
Primeiros lugares gregos do civilizzazione 2

Translated back to English:
First Greek places of civilizzazione 2

Translated to Spanish:
Primeros lugares griegos del civilizzazione 2

Translated back to English:
First Greek places of civilizzazione 2

[MMC]

Original English Text:
Apolyton Civilization site

Translated to Japanese:
Apolyton 文明サイト

Translated back to English:
Apolyton civilization site

Translated to Chinese:
Apolyton 文明站点

Translated back to English:
Apolyton civilized site

Translated to French:
Site civilisé par Apolyton

Translated back to English:
Site civilized by Apolyton

That would make a great tagline for affiliates of Apolyton...

but, back where we left off:

Translated back to English:
Site civilized by Apolyton

Translated to German:
Site zivilisiert von Apolyton

Translated back to English:
Site civilizes from Apolyton

Translated to Italian:
Il luogo civilizza da Apolyton

Translated back to English:
The place civilizza from Apolyton

Translated to Portuguese:
O civilizza do lugar de Apolyton

Translated back to English:
Civilizza of the place of Apolyton

Translated to Spanish:
Civilizza del lugar de Apolyton

Translated back to English:
Civilizza of the place of Apolyton

[Winston]

Original English Text:
Do you want to come back to my place, buouncy bouncy?

Translated to French:
Voulez-vous revenir à mon endroit, buouncy bouncy ?

Translated back to English:
Do you want to return to my place, buouncy bouncy?

Translated to German:
Möchten Sie zu meinem Platz, das bouncy buouncy zurückkommen?

Translated back to English:
Would you like to my workstation, which bouncy buouncy return?

Translated to Italian:
gradite alla mia stazione di lavoro, che ritorno bouncy di buouncy?

Translated back to English:
appreciate to my station of job, than return bouncy of buouncy?

Translated to Portuguese:
aprecie a minha estação do trabalho, do que bouncy do retorno do buouncy?

Translated back to English:
it appreciates my station of the work, of that bouncy of the rollback of buouncy?

Translated to Spanish:
¿aprecia mi estación del trabajo, de eso bouncy de la restauración no actualizada del buouncy?

Translated back to English:
appreciates my station of the work, that bouncy of the restoration nonupdated of buouncy?

[MMC]

Original English Text:
Bouncy Winston, for the win!

Translated to Japanese:
勝利のための弾力があるWinston 、!

Translated back to English:
Winston which is elasticity for victory,!

Translated to Chinese:
是弹性为胜利的Winston,!

Translated back to English:
Is the elasticity for victory Winston,!

Translated to French:
Est l'élasticité pour la victoire Winston, !

Translated back to English:
Is elasticity for the Winston victory,!

Translated to German:
Ist Elastizität für den Winston Sieg,!

Translated back to English:
Elasticity for the Winston is victory,!

Translated to Italian:
L'elasticità per il Winston è vittoria,!

Translated back to English:
The elasticity for the Winston is Victoria,!

Translated to Portuguese:
A elasticidade para o Winston é Victoria,!

Translated back to English:
The elasticity for the Winston is Victoria,

Translated to Spanish:
La elasticidad para el Winston es Victoria,

Translated back to English:
The elasticity for the Winston is Victory,

[Odin]

Original English Text:
To be, or not to be, that is the question.


Translated to French:
Pour être, ou pour ne pas être, qui est la question.


Translated back to English:
To be, or not to be, which is the question.


Translated to German:
Sein oder nicht sein, das die Frage ist.


Translated back to English:
Its or not its, which is the question.


Translated to Italian:
Relativo o non relativo, che è la domanda.


Translated back to English:
Relative or not relative, that it is the question.


Translated to Portuguese:
Parente ou nao relativo, isso é a pergunta.


Translated back to English:
Relative relative or nao, this is the question.


Translated to Spanish:
El pariente o el nao relativo, éste es la pregunta.


Translated back to English:
The relative or nao relative, this one is the question.

Original English Text:
It has been said that Democracy is the worst form of government except all others that have been tried from time to time.


Translated to French:
On lui a dit que la démocratie est la plus mauvaise forme du
gouvernement excepté tous les autres qui ont été essayés de temps en temps.


Translated back to English:
It was said to him that the democracy is the worst shape of the government except all the others which were tested from time to time.


Translated to German:
Es wurde zu ihm gesagt, daß die Demokratie die falschste Form der Regierung ausgenommen alle andere ist, die von Zeit zu Zeit geprüft wurden.


Translated back to English:
It was said to it that the democracy is excluded the falschste form of the government all different one, which was checked occasionally.


Translated to Italian:
Si è detto ad esso che la democrazia è esclusa la forma del
falschste del governo quello tutto il differente, che è stato
controllato occasionalmente.


Translated back to English:
It has been said to it that the democracy is excluded the shape of
falschste of the government the that all different, that has been
controlled occasionally.


Translated to Portuguese:
Disse-se lhe que a democracia está excluÃda a forma do falschste do governo que toda diferente, aquela foi controlada ocasionalmente.


Translated back to English:
It was said that the democracy is excluded the form of falschste of the government that all different one, that one was burst
0ccasionally.


Translated to Spanish:
Fue dicho que la democracia está excluida la forma de falschste del gobierno que todo diverso, aquél era 0ccasionally repartido.


Translated back to English:
It was said that the democracy is excluded the form from falschste of the government who all diverse one, that one was Occasionally distributed.

Original English Text:
Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


Translated to French:
La bière est un signe que Dieu nous aime et veut que nous soient heureux.


Translated back to English:
The beer is a sign that God loves us and wants that us are happy.


Translated to German:
Das Bier ist ein Zeichen, daß Gott uns liebt und wünscht, daß wir glücklich sind.


Translated back to English:
The beer is a character that God loves and requires us that we are lucky.


Translated to Italian:
La birra è un carattere che il dio ama e li richiede che siamo fortunati.


Translated back to English:
The beer is a character who the God loves and it demands them that we are fortunate.


Translated to Portuguese:
A cerveja é um caráter que o deus ame e os exija que nós somos afortunados.


Translated back to English:
The beer is a character that the god loves and he demands them that we are fortunate.


Translated to Spanish:
La cerveza es un carácter que el dios ama y él los exige que seamos afortunados.


Translated back to English:
The beer is a character that the God loves and it demands them that we are lucky.

[Winston]

For MMC,

Original English Text:
That is by far the ugliest avatar I've ever seen

Translated to French:
C'est l'avatar de loin le plus laid que j'ai jamais vu

Translated back to English:
It is the misadventure by far ugliest which I ever saw

Translated to German:
Es ist das häßlichste Mißgeschick bei weitem, das ich überhaupt sah

Translated back to English:
It is the haesslichste misfortune by far, which I saw at all

Translated to Italian:
È il misfortune del haesslichste di gran lunga, che ho visto affatto

Translated back to English:
It is the misfortune of the haesslichste by far, that I have seen at all

Translated to Portuguese:
É o infortúnio do haesslichste perto distante, isso que eu vi em tudo

Translated back to English:
It is the misfortune of haesslichste close distant, this that I saw in everything

Translated to Spanish:
Es la desgracia del cierre del haesslichste distante, la que vi en todo

Translated back to English:
It is the misfortune of the closing of haesslichste distant, the one that I saw in everything

[MMC]

Original English Text:
Wacky Winston wobbled all the way West.

Translated to Japanese:
風変りなWinston は西にずっとよろよろしていた。

Translated back to English:
The wind change Winston directly had wobbled on west.

Translated to Chinese:
风更改Winston 直接地摇晃了在西部。

Translated back to English:
The wind changed Winston directly to sway in the west.

Translated to French:
Le vent a changé Winston directement en balancement dans l'ouest.

Translated back to English:
The wind changed Winston directly into swinging in the west.

Translated to German:
Der Wind änderte Winston direkt in das Schwingen im Westen.

Translated back to English:
The wind modified Winston directly into swinging in the west.

Translated to Italian:
Il vento ha modificato Winston direttamente nell'oscillazione
nell'ovest.

Translated back to English:
The wind has modified Winston directly in the oscillation in the west.

Translated to Portuguese:
O vento modificou Winston diretamente na oscilação no oeste.

Translated back to English:
The wind directly modified Winston in the oscillation in the west.

Translated to Spanish:
El viento modificó directamente Winston en la oscilación en el
oeste.

Translated back to English:
The wind directly modified Winston in the oscillation in the west.

[Winston]

Sometimes the intermediate results are the best.

Original English Text:
Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime

Translated to French:
Relâchez votre monsieur William de culottes, je ne peut pas attendre jusqu'au déjeuner

Translated back to English:
Slacken your Mr William of breeches, I cannot wait to the lunch

Translated to German:
Lassen Sie Ihren Herrn William der Hinterteile, ich kann nicht zum Mittagessen warten nach

Translated back to English:
Leave her Mr. William of the back parts, I can not to the lunch wait

Translated to Italian:
Lasci il suo sig. William delle parti posteriori, io non può
all'attesa del pranzo

Translated back to English:
Lasci its sig. William of the posterior parts, I cannot to the wait of the lunch

Translated to Portuguese:
Lasci seus sig. William do posterior parte, mim não pode à espera do lunch

Translated back to English:
Lasci its sig. William of the posterior part, me cannot to the wait of lunch

Translated to Spanish:
Lasci sus sig. Guillermo de la parte posterior, yo no puede a la espera del almuerzo

Translated back to English:
Lasci his sig. Guillermo of the later part, I cannot to the delay of the lunch

[civman2000]

I think that when Babelfish fails to translate a word back into English (like "civilizza"), we should manually translate it back...that way we don't get random incomprehensible words in the final result.

English:
Math is fun, blueberries are good, and dogs are cute. These are words to live by.

Italian:
Il per la matematica è divertimento, i mirtilli sono buoni ed i cani sono cute. Queste sono parole da vivere vicino.

French:
Pour les mathématiques il est divertimento, les mirtilli sont bons et les chiens sont cute. Ceux-ci sont des mots à vivre près.

English:
For mathematics it is divertimento[fun], the mirtilli[blueberries] are good and the dogs are cute. Those are words with living near.

Spanish:
Para las matemáticas es diversión, los arándanos son buenos y los perros son lindos. Ésas son palabras con vivir cerca.

French:
Pour ce qui est mathématiques il est divertissement, les airelles sont bonnes et les chiens sont jolis. Celles-là sont des mots de vivre près.

Greek:
Για το οποίο είναι μαθηματικός είναι ψυχαγωγία, τα μύρτιλλα είναι καλά και τα σκυλιά είναι όμορφα. Εκείνοι είναι λέξεις για να ζήσουν κοντά.

English:
For that she is mathematician it is entertainment, my'rtjlla[blueberries] they are good and the dogs they are beautiful. Those are words in order to they live near.

Japanese:
それのための彼女はそれが催し物の数学者、それらが美しい犬よくのブルーベリーである。それらは単語である 近く住んでいる

English:
She for that that is the mathematician of entertainments and dog good blueberry where those are beautiful. Those are word, to be close you have lived.

[Addled Platypus]

what.....

not one thought of


one more turn


Translated to French:
un plus tour


Translated back to English:
more a turn


Translated to German:
mehr eine Umdrehung


Translated back to English:
more a revolution


Translated to Italian:
più un giro


Translated back to English:
more a turn


Translated to Portuguese:
mais uma volta


Translated back to English:
plus one it comes back


Translated to Spanish:
más uno se vuelve


Translated back to English:
plus one one becomes

[Blake]

Original English Text:
All your base are belong to us.

Translated to French:
Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous.

Translated back to English:
All your base are belong to us.

Translated to German:
Ihre ganze Unterseite sind gehören uns.

Translated back to English:
Their whole lower surface are belong to us.

Translated to Italian:
Il loro intradosso intero è appartiene a noi.

Translated back to English:
Their entire lower surface is belongs to we.

Translated to Portuguese:
Sua superfÃcie mais baixa inteira é pertence-nos.

Translated back to English:
Its surface lower entire is belongs to us.

Translated to Spanish:
Su entero más bajo superficial es pertenece a nosotros.

Translated back to English:
Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us.