I believe it, Mercutio was a veritable member of the Renaissaince Village People (but was overcompensating to disguise his amorous lusts).
Tybalt killed him in a lover's quarrel. "Romeo is mine, you *****!" Romeo, misunderstanding Tybalt's intentions and Benvolio's sexual preference, proceeds to kill Tybalt. "Benvolio is mine, you handsome cowboy trucker!" Alas, Romeo takes his own life when he discovers that Benvolio is straight.
Tybalt killed him in a lover's quarrel. "Romeo is mine, you *****!" Romeo, misunderstanding Tybalt's intentions and Benvolio's sexual preference, proceeds to kill Tybalt. "Benvolio is mine, you handsome cowboy trucker!" Alas, Romeo takes his own life when he discovers that Benvolio is straight.
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