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  • #46
    Some favourite Python moments:

    "Well, I've been on package tours many-a-time, so your advert really bought my eye. You're quite right, I'm fed up with being treated like a sheep. I mean, what's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist? Carted around on buses and staying in endless hotel Mirromars and Belle Vue's and Bontinentals with their international cuisine and their modern luxury roomettes and their swimming pools ..."

    "In a moment, me and Sir Bedevere and Sir Lancelot will jump out of the rabbit, open the gate, and ... oh."

    "Let me thpeak to them, Bigguth! We have Thamthon the Thaduthee Sthtwangler. Silath the Athywrian Athathin!"

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    • #47
      ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

      [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiPlWdlElSgBBxOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12n45m3di/EXP=1155181413/**http%3a//www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail193.jpg[/IMG]
      "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Spec
        1- The're boring and not funny

        2- Never watch them again

        3- Find something better to do

        4- British humor is lame

        5- Anybody can make money on TV

        Spec.
        6- Spec is hopeless

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Spec
          1- The're boring and not funny

          2- Never watch them again

          3- Find something better to do

          4- British humor is lame

          5- Anybody can make money on TV

          Spec.
          Not 1% as surprising as the Spanish Inquisition.
          He's got the Midas touch.
          But he touched it too much!
          Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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          • #50
            One, is a woody kind of word.

            Two, is also a woody word.

            Thee is a tinny word.

            Four, is a beautiful, woody word. Like vagina, or intercourse.

            Five, has an awful tinny ring to it..... tin!, tin!

            GORN!!!

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            • #51
              What have the Romans ever done for us?
              1)Aqueducts
              2)sanitation
              3)Roads
              4)irrigation
              5)medicine
              6)education
              7)wine
              8)public baths
              9)Public safety
              10)fresh water system
              11)Peace

              Once in the sewer, timing is of the essense. and don't bring your best sandals.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                Oh yes....

                1. Accountants shouldn't try to become lion tamers.
                Don't tell me what to do!
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Whoha
                  What have the Romans ever done for us?
                  1)Aqueducts
                  2)sanitation
                  3)Roads
                  4)irrigation
                  5)medicine
                  6)education
                  7)wine
                  8)public baths
                  9)Public safety
                  10)fresh water system
                  11)Peace
                  Peace?? You just ran your bloody short sword through 'is bloody 'ead!

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                  • #54
                    You should always keep an eye out for Spiny Norman, too
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #55
                      What happens when philosophers play football?

                      - YouTube
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU
                      Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.
                      Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                      • #56
                        5. Don't complain about dirty forks (or knives) at a diner.
                        4. Biggus Dickus.
                        3. The speed of a swallow.
                        2. Lumberjacks are okay.
                        1. Run Away!
                        "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                        "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                        2004 Presidential Candidate
                        2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by nostromo
                          What happens when philosophers play football?

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU
                          Thank you. This is awesome.

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