I've been convinced finally: down to a firey place I must soon depart.

[Dis]

Thorn threads are never on topic.

And I don't lie, cheat, or slack off either. Nor do I hurt other people.

[Elok]

You're in the Poly OT, Dis. So you're slacking off, AND you just lied about it.

[Dis]

ahhh, but my responsibilities are already done. My bills are paid, I don't have to work until another 2 hours.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
I'm going increasingly annoyed at these azzhole holier-than-thou types, who know nothing about God other than what other help-up-their-own-rectum types have misled them into believing.

So listen up:

Fact: God does not create garbage.
Fact: God created fags.
Ergo: Fags are not garbage!

God is the god of happiness and love.
Satan is the god of hatred and fear.

These people are teaching you to hate yourself and to fear God. Which of the above do you think they worship--even tho they don't know it?

Zkribbler has a very good point, Thorn. You should listen to him.

After all, both of you will be relaxing in hell together in the afterlife, rather than living in the gated community that is heaven. (Why does heaven need gates? Is it in a bad neighborhood? Besides, walls and gates are better for keeping things in--so is that to suggest that those in heaven actually live in a community where they are kept imprisoned under a lock and key?)

[Proteus_MST]

There´s a good joke about this:

To his displeasure, John after dying finds himself standing before the gates of hell.
He thinks: "Well, so this place really exists" and enters through the gates.
But to his surprise upon entering suddenly he stands at a sunlit sea bay with a beautiful white beach, a gentle breeze and music sounding from the background. The devil is lying under palms and drinks cocktails: "Come here, take a drink and look around" he says. A beutiful woman gives him a drink and, still astonished, John goes off for a little walk at the beach.
At the end of the bay suddenly a large hole opens before him, with fumes and flames coming out of it and you hear woes and wails.
Slightly distrubed he returns to devil and asks:
"It really great here, but at the end of the bay there is a dark hole filled with fumes and with woes and wails coming out of it. What, if I may ask does this hole contain?"
Reply from the devil: "Ya know, that´s for the christians. They want it that way"

[Thorn]

I was talking with them more...... they say that they have a solution so that I woudn't have to go to hell... they have this church and they want me to go to it, they say that they can force the demons and the sin out of me...... they did say though that its not for weak willed people, cause they will beat the devil out of me... but I'm all out of options at this point...... I don't really want to go to hell......

If god forgives me for what I have done I will be back.... cause this method is one that will test my faith, and rescue me from sin... if I am weak willed and full of sin then I will fail, and fire and brimstone awaits me.

I'll keep you updated, when I come back. It is a bit of a drive but they offered me transportation so I'll be leaving in a few days... I'm not supposed to tell anyone exactly where I'm going so that I show them good faith and don't break their trust.... they say they've saved many people in my situation before.

Wish me luck.

[Ecthy]

I thought you were a smart boy

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Ecthy
I thought you were a smart boy

Thorn, see what you have done! You made me agree with Ecthy!

Hell is going to freeze over...

[Proteus_MST]

I have to agree with Ecthy too.

And as hell is going to freeze over,
you don´t have to worry about it anymore.
One more reason to do the only sane thing,
which is to stay away from the people who think they can beat the gayness out of you

[Vince278]

The irony is that the people who tell you you are going to hell are probably going there themselves. Don't listen. People with hatred in their heart have no room for God in there.

[dannubis]

Jesus Thorn, finally learn to accept yourself as you are: there is nothing wrong with you. Go see a psychologist or something.

And why the hell are you talking to people like that? Screw 'em... the only one in control of your life and destiny is you !

[Elok]

Thorn, you would make an excellent President of the Galaxy...

But get the hell away from those people, they sound even nuttier than you. And they're not even pleasantly nutty like you, they're creepy-glassy-eyed-stare nutty.

[Q Classic]

God won't forgive you that way, Thorn. God forgives with kindness, not brutality.

At least, that's the way I always saw it. I may not always be right, especially since God's chosen also seem to like touching boys, but it's always a loving touch, is my understanding.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Dis
You aren't a ***. You just say that to get attention. You are going to have to prove to me you are gay.

As for the OP the solution, yet again, is simple:

[Spec]

Originally posted by Dis
by that token, I feel I am free to sin as much as I want as long as I have faith in Jesus Christ as my saviour. He died for my sins. He's a way cool dude.

Omg pleeeeeaaaase....

God and jesus do not exist. Jesus was just some illusionist that got killed because of what he did. Just like a "witch" in Salem.

Jesus is overrated. He died cuz he was too smart and influancial, but all and all, hes was a regular human just like you and me.

Hell and heaven is just like never never land, a made up story. When you die, you die and that's it. Have sex with who you want Thorn. Like boys or girls, in the end, we all going in the same place, and thats six feet under. Period.

Spec.