Massacre at the teddy bears' picnic

[Thorn]

I am that dog. WATCH OUT TEDDY BEARS HERE I COME!!!

[Thorn]

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[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Winston
Total collection worth $900,000 - and hundreds of bears chewed up by one dog? Sounds a bit too convenient, I smell insurance fraud.

I sure hope not. Can you image what would happen to a guy who was sent to the Big House for arranging for a dog to chew up $900,000 worth of teddy bears.

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Dogs are dangerous beast, and should be all put to death

The damn dog is supposed to protect the museum, but it destroys the collection.

[Flip McWho]

Come on, if this was a human having a pyschotic episode you'd give them drugs to help not a bullet

[Cort Haus]

Dogs != Humans

[Flip McWho]

*smacks head


Stupid me.

[Zkribbler]

Imagine this:

You're a Doberman...left alone at night...in the dark...in a museum. All around you, there is nothing. Nothing but hundreds of teddy bears. They are there in the gloom. Endlessly staring. At you. Obviously plotting against you. Have you ever seen a teddy bear's eyes?...they have dead eyes...like a dolls' eyes. They are plotting, silently plotting. You must strike first! Kill them!! Kill them all!!!

[Japher]

I'm so glad I moved away from you Zkribb... very glad... very far

[Zkribbler]

You're now in Cincinnati? What a coincidence. My sister is just down the road in Columbus. I'll be visiting her in the spring.

[Japher]

no, no... I live somewhere else