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  • Massacre at the teddy bears' picnic

    Dog goes berserk, destroys Elvis' teddy bear

    Wednesday, August 2, 2006; Posted: 3:01 p.m. EDT (19:01 GMT)

    LONDON, England (AP) -- A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children's museum.

    "He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.

    Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears' limbs and heads on the museum floor. The bear, named Mabel, was made in 1909 by the German manufacturer Steiff.

    The collection, valued at more than $900,000, included a red bear made by Farnell in 1910 and a Bobby Bruin made by Merrythought in 1936.

    The bear with Elvis connections was owned by English aristocrat Benjamin Slade, who bought it at an Elvis memorabilia auction in Memphis, Tenn., and had loaned it to the museum.

    "I've spoken to the bear's owner and he is not very pleased at all," Medley said.

    A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground.


    I bet that dog had a good ol' time.

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    Dogs are dangerous beast, and should be all put to death
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Spiffor
      Dogs are dangerous beast, and should be all put to death
      QFT.

      I'm glad my teddy bear is safe at home.
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      • #4
        Total collection worth $900,000 - and hundreds of bears chewed up by one dog? Sounds a bit too convenient, I smell insurance fraud.

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        • #5
          I smell stupidity in a teddy bear collection per se
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          • #6
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              That's not a proper way to use "per se".

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              • #8
                Why does a museum have a guard dog anyway?

                I mean, I can understand drug sniffing dogs for police, and for individuals for companionship and to bark at wierdos in the yard. But a museum with a guard dog? Wouldn't it be about useless?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Winston
                  That's not a proper way to use "per se".
                  Pschct
                  I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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                  • #10
                    perse means ass in Finnish. Not butt, but ass.
                    In da butt.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Winston
                      That's not a proper way to use "per se".
                      Danes telling Italians how to write English.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                        Danes telling Italians how to write English.

                        I don´t tell them how to.. er.. build Lego bridges to Sweden
                        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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                        • #13
                          They were ****ing stuffed bears for ****'s sake! Who the hell really cares???
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Spiffor
                            Dogs are dangerous beast, and should be all put to death
                            Spiffor
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                            • #15
                              The whole affair sounds quite funny.

                              Especially:
                              "I've spoken to the bear's owner and he is not very pleased at all,"

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