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You've never smelt a Texan then, have you?
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
austin, baby... austin.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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The French. They tend to be literate and don't all walk around thinking they're the toughest people ever born."The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - DissidentComment
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can you get live blues every night of the week with the french?I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Why do you think Texans sing the blues?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Because everyone thinks they're inferior to unwashed arrogant euro-trash?Originally posted by Asher
Why do you think Texans sing the blues?
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it's an austin thing.Originally posted by Asher
Why do you think Texans sing the blues?I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Texans
Addendum: Eva went to Texas A&M...God that's HOT!
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Hmmm Texas Cheerleaders vs. French women with underarm hair and a decidedly lack of deodorant.
I'll take Debbie does Dallas."Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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Holy hell, is Ashley Simpson ever ugly for someone who is supposed to be "beautiful"."The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - DissidentComment
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QFTOriginally posted by Kontiki
Holy hell, is Ashley Simpson ever ugly for someone who is supposed to be "beautiful".Comment
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Congrats. You're off my Christmas card list now.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
No question - I'd take the French every time...
Why doesn't Canada make the French area a penal colony? Kind of like Australia started out.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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They kind of have
they've convinced all the low life that it's kewl to speak French and live in areas with bad weatherComment
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Good deal. Harrison needs to be there. That's right. I'm taking this badly.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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