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You have the choice to be surrounded by one of two types of people: the French, or Texans.
Who do you choose, and why?
Who do you choose, and why?
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49French people (ribbit)55.10%27Texans (yee-haw)36.73%18Bananas8.16%4"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I like the accent better, they tend to have good wine and the French women I have met tend to be sexually adventurous.
Break it down-- where would you rather be Paris or Houston?You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo -
the French worm I have met tend to be sexually adventurous.
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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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sorry-- typing whileon the phone leads to bad typingYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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And Ming says my polls are stupid.......
"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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They are. This one is important.Originally posted by Thorn
And Ming says my polls are stupid.......
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Re: You are sentenced to hell/prison/Saskatchewan...
Depends on what you mean by "surrounded."Originally posted by Asher
You have the choice to be surrounded by one of two types of people: the French, or Texans.
Who do you choose, and why?
If you mean "being in the midst of the of them," then I choose Texans. For the most part, they are honest hardworking folks who say what they mean and mean what they say.
If you mean they have guns, are all around me, and have intentions to shoot to kill then I'd like to be surrounded by Frenchmen. Texans are born carrying guns. Remember that great response in the movie "Miss Congenitality" to the protest: "But he had a gun!" which was, "Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everyone has a gun! My hair dresser carries a gun!"
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1) I don't speak stupid... uh, I mean French
2) Football trumps whatever French ppl like
3) Chicken Fried Steak trumps Crepes
4) Texas has the DP, thus they really bad guys get cycled
5) Bigger Cells in Texas. Right? I mean everything is bigger in Texas
6) I won't get laughed at for wearing shooting glasses
7) I can share a cell with Sloww
8) Lonestar would be my prison guard
9) Deoderant
10) The chili is betterComment
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Everything is bigger in Texas?
I'll go with French for the women then.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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I guess my answer won't surprise anybody."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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French people are more intellectual than Texans. The conversations would be more interesting.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Unless you don't speak French.Comment
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