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Well I didn't want to encourage Datajack on totally missing the point 
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Snakes on a Plane!I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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Umm, I love long books, and have read many many ~1k page books.. (read the first one in 5th grade..)Originally posted by Datajack Franit
If you complain about 416 pages you should read one of my Roman History books (1200 pages) and shut up
I read a ~800 page book last Thursday night, in fact (took me ~10ish hours).
Snakes on the Plane shuoldn't be some 400 page book though...
JM
(I read War and Peace in 6th grade)
(I have read ~6000+ books in my life)Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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I could have written it in four words.
Snakes on a plane.
Nuff said.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Oh, this boring tripe again.Comment
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DA-AAAM!What?Comment
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Originally posted by Datajack Franit
If you complain about 416 pages you should read one of my Roman History books (1200 pages) and STFU
Fixed.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Actually, it's 483 at the moment, so unless someone created 10 160 new threads within the past 20 hours or so, I think you got a wrong number somewhere...Originally posted by Winston
I thought this was about the current size of the OT.
But that's only a measly 229 pages @ 40 threads each..
"Politics is to say you are going to do one thing while you're actually planning to do someting else - and then you do neither."
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Excerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
A thin, delicate black tongue with a deep, unmistakable fork, flickering out to taste the marijuana-scented breath drifting from her open mouth. With excruciating slowness, her sluggish mind put the forked tongue together with the round, unblinking yellow eye, the sleek, scaly dark brown body. Then it clicked.
It was a snake.Excerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
Without hesitation she whipped off her new Hawaiian-patterned shirt and threw it over the advancing snake. Topless but for her pink camibra, she dived down under the seat where Mary-Kate was hiding and grabbed the chihuahua while the snake thrashed beneath the colorful fabric, twisting and tangled and searching for a way out. Ashley ran, clutching Mary-Kate protectively to her chest.
"Ashley's got you, Mary-Kate," she said. "I've got you now, honey. You're safe."Credit to Jeratain for reading the book and posting these (and more) on another forum.Excerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
"Jesus!" Claire said, voice tense and constricted.
"What are we gonna do?" Sean asked, holding the fearful Tiffany. "Do you know how to fly a plane?"
"Look," Flynn said. "I said I was good at Monopoly but I never said I could fly a 747."
SPI got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon MillerComment
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Mary-Kate and Ashely?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Don't forget Tiffany!
This is brilliant.
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SPExcerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
Arch scowled grimly out at the lashing rain, fighting the turbulence and trying not to think of the million and one ways this situation could go to hell in a hand basket. Suddenly, a particularly large jolt knocked a pen from the flight desk. It rolled across the floor and bumped into Arch's boot. He was reaching down to retrieve it when he spotted a smooth scaly tail wrapping around the base of his seat.I got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon MillerComment
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