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  • #16
    Well I didn't want to encourage Datajack on totally missing the point .
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #17
      What was the point again?
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      • #18
        Snakes on a Plane!
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #19
          And there ain't a god damn thing you can do about it!
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Datajack Franit
            If you complain about 416 pages you should read one of my Roman History books (1200 pages) and shut up
            Umm, I love long books, and have read many many ~1k page books.. (read the first one in 5th grade..)

            I read a ~800 page book last Thursday night, in fact (took me ~10ish hours).

            Snakes on the Plane shuoldn't be some 400 page book though...

            JM
            (I read War and Peace in 6th grade)
            (I have read ~6000+ books in my life)
            Jon Miller-
            I AM.CANADIAN
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            • #21
              I could have written it in four words.

              Snakes on a plane.

              Nuff said.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                Oh, this boring tripe again.

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                • #23
                  DA-AAAM!
                  What?

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                  • #24
                    I'll buy it.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                      If you complain about 416 pages you should read one of my Roman History books (1200 pages) and STFU

                      Fixed.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Winston
                        I thought this was about the current size of the OT.

                        But that's only a measly 229 pages @ 40 threads each..
                        Actually, it's 483 at the moment, so unless someone created 10 160 new threads within the past 20 hours or so, I think you got a wrong number somewhere...
                        "Politics is to say you are going to do one thing while you're actually planning to do someting else - and then you do neither."
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                        • #27
                          Excerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
                          A thin, delicate black tongue with a deep, unmistakable fork, flickering out to taste the marijuana-scented breath drifting from her open mouth. With excruciating slowness, her sluggish mind put the forked tongue together with the round, unblinking yellow eye, the sleek, scaly dark brown body. Then it clicked.

                          It was a snake.
                          Excerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
                          Without hesitation she whipped off her new Hawaiian-patterned shirt and threw it over the advancing snake. Topless but for her pink camibra, she dived down under the seat where Mary-Kate was hiding and grabbed the chihuahua while the snake thrashed beneath the colorful fabric, twisting and tangled and searching for a way out. Ashley ran, clutching Mary-Kate protectively to her chest.
                          "Ashley's got you, Mary-Kate," she said. "I've got you now, honey. You're safe."
                          Excerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
                          "Jesus!" Claire said, voice tense and constricted.

                          "What are we gonna do?" Sean asked, holding the fearful Tiffany. "Do you know how to fly a plane?"

                          "Look," Flynn said. "I said I was good at Monopoly but I never said I could fly a 747."
                          Credit to Jeratain for reading the book and posting these (and more) on another forum.

                          SP
                          I got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon Miller

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                          • #28
                            Mary-Kate and Ashely?
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #29
                              Don't forget Tiffany!

                              This is brilliant.
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                              • #30
                                Excerpt from Snakes on a Plane (novelization)
                                Arch scowled grimly out at the lashing rain, fighting the turbulence and trying not to think of the million and one ways this situation could go to hell in a hand basket. Suddenly, a particularly large jolt knocked a pen from the flight desk. It rolled across the floor and bumped into Arch's boot. He was reaching down to retrieve it when he spotted a smooth scaly tail wrapping around the base of his seat.
                                SP
                                I got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon Miller

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