For 3 days in a row, I have been randomly approached by Christians [I hate koolaid]

[Berzerker]

I usually throw Bible quotes on them till they go away.

I had a relative from back in the Depression era who would go to these tent revivals and ask embarrassing questions, and get kicked out.

Imagine a time in our distant past when religion was invented - some guy gets wasted on some plant/drug and comes back to the tribe with all the answers provided by his hallucinations, and there was the first skeptic poking holes in the story.

Btw, South Park ran the Scientology episode Wednesday

ZENU

[Spiffor]

Asher: become a commie, and then try to counter-convert them. Great fun

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Asher: become a commie, and then try to counter-convert them. Great fun

Why bother converting to communism? He's gay, he could try to get them to come out of the closet.

Perhaps the missionaries hit on a Asher because he looks like a lost sheep.

[Colonâ„¢]

I can just see Spiffy randomly approaching people to convert them to communism, wearing a CCCP t-shirt and a hammer-and-sickle cap, hitting anyone who won't cooperate on the head with Das Kapital.

[CrONoS]

Christians can act like ass sometimes.... badly, stastically, they act that way more often than other people. Only Jehovah's Witnesses can beat them.

Anyway when you see a christian and you never talked to him and he ask you(like if he was your friend) " have you never feel the void?" or he want to talk to you about "God". Kick him in the groin, and at the same time, show to him that he need to shut up towards these kind of thing.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
hitting anyone who won't cooperate on the head with Das Kapital.

That's just cruel. You ever see how thick that book is?

[Elok]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Since I was in a group called Fantech, a science fiction/fantasy, rpg, anime, etc group, we were autmoatically seen as devil worshippers.

Psht. With all those interests put together, you should have been used to getting beaten after four years of HS.

[Thorn]

I just wait for Christians to say something back to me for refusing to listen to them then I speak in a evil rough voice, I AM THE DEVIL, I WILL HAVE YOUR SOULS.... that usually sends them away........

[Drake Tungsten]

For 3 days in a row, I have been randomly approached by Christians

They can smell the gay on you, dude. Throw on some Old Spice or something...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Remember when JohnT got so upset that people wearing religious t-shirts sat next to him at chilis ? Godless prudes

I wonder how you would react if somebody wearing an atheist t-shirt sits next to you in a church.

[notyoueither]

Since when is a diner an exclusive location where one should be free from offence?

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


I wonder how you would react if somebody wearing an atheist t-shirt sits next to you in a church.

a church is not quite the same as a Chili's ..

Since when is a diner an exclusive location where one should be free from offence?

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


That's just cruel. You ever see how thick that book is?

Actually, my copy isn't particularly large - it's just got really thin pages.

My Duden, however ...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by notyoueither
Since when is a diner an exclusive location where one should be free from offence?

I don't know about you, but I don't want to be offended when having a meal.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
a church is not quite the same as a Chili's ..

Are you suggesting that a church can restrict somebody's freedom of speech?