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  • #16
    Well, I would rather be aware of my death than not...

    But anyway, if I can save up enough money I'll seriously give cryonics a try. I'll probably just freeze my head, I mean..its not like there is anything to lose right?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lorizael
      I'm disappointed that you didn't mention coming back to life after your death.
      Good idea but not immediately, i'd like a tour of what the afterlife has to offer first.
      Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.

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      • #18
        I recently found out at V.A. I have some heart probs. So I imagine that will be my check out scenario, someday.
        UNTIL then, you bastards will just have to put up with me.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          Re: I'm gonna die!

          Originally posted by ajbera
          1) How do you think you will die?

          2) How do you want to die?
          1) Heart attack

          2) At the age of 102, shot by a jealous husband.
          (This is a quote I stole for Justice Thurgood Marshall on when he thought he'd leave the Supreme Court.)

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          • #20
            1. Massive heart-attack...

            2. ...on my 120'th birthday, while in bed with 30-something hot brunette.

            Allways wanted to see nuclear explosion from 500 meters. Or minimum distance, where I'd actually have time to see something before vaporizing.
            I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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            • #21
              Heart attack after watching my favorite football (soccer) team win
              I need a foot massage

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              • #22
                "When I said I wanted to die in bed, what I meant was that I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love."

                Roger Zelazny
                He's got the Midas touch.
                But he touched it too much!
                Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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