Two days ago a democrat running for a local town position comes to my door and rings the bell, I come out and see what looks like a petition form.... I ask him what he is running for, he looks a bit suprised I realize what he wanted. He tells me what he is running for. I sign his petition so he can run in the local election.
I sign his petition, he has a few petition forms for other democrats who are running for other petitions, after carefuly reading each one of them(which seemed to piss him off), I sign them, he leaves.
Two days later another person comes to my door.
Similar sheets of paper the other guy has... after looking at the top sheet and seeing my own signature I realize it is the EXACT same set of papers. He tells me he is collecting signatures for democratic positions for local town positions.
I told him I am pretty sure I already I already signed the petition and described the person who came 2 days prior.
He seems momentarily at loss for a words, then lets loose on the BS.
And I am quoting him: "Well would you mind signing it again, for duplication purposes?"
....
I told him that would void the entire petition, he laughs and smiles as if to say "Oh yeah, your right", obviously already aware of that fact. No one ever checks the petitions, just counts the # of signatures.
I told him that the person who came 2 days earlier got the signatures of most of my neighbors already. He thanks me for the help and walks to my neighbor... I watch from my house. He convinces me neighbor to sign a second time.
So I have now thwarted election fraud and witnessed it.
Huzzah!
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I sign his petition, he has a few petition forms for other democrats who are running for other petitions, after carefuly reading each one of them(which seemed to piss him off), I sign them, he leaves.
Two days later another person comes to my door.
Similar sheets of paper the other guy has... after looking at the top sheet and seeing my own signature I realize it is the EXACT same set of papers. He tells me he is collecting signatures for democratic positions for local town positions.
I told him I am pretty sure I already I already signed the petition and described the person who came 2 days prior.
He seems momentarily at loss for a words, then lets loose on the BS.
And I am quoting him: "Well would you mind signing it again, for duplication purposes?"
....
I told him that would void the entire petition, he laughs and smiles as if to say "Oh yeah, your right", obviously already aware of that fact. No one ever checks the petitions, just counts the # of signatures.
I told him that the person who came 2 days earlier got the signatures of most of my neighbors already. He thanks me for the help and walks to my neighbor... I watch from my house. He convinces me neighbor to sign a second time.
So I have now thwarted election fraud and witnessed it.
Huzzah!
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