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    28 June 2006
    BEER WE GO
    Germans fear weii going to drink them dry
    By Jeremy Armstrong

    ENGLAND's massive army of World Cup fans is drinking Germany dry, it emerged yesterday.

    Breweries warned beer could run out before the final because of huge demand from our supporters.

    In Nuremberg, organisers revealed 70,000 England fans who flooded the city drank 1.2MILLION pints of beer - an average of 17 pints each.

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    Astonished bar keeper Herrmann Murr said: "Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time."

    His bar at a fans' tent in the city ran out after they drained all 32 of his 50-litre (11 gallon) barrels.

    Herr Murr calculated Britons were shifting beer at a staggering rate of 200 pints per minute.

    City official Peter Murrmann said: "The English proved themselves world champs. They practically drank us dry."

    In Cologne, where England drew with Sweden, bottles and barrels of the local K?lsch beer ran out because so many English took them to campsites and parties.

    Stuttgart bar chiefs said an extra 900,000 pints were sunk last weekend where 60,000 fans partied before and after our 1-0 win over Ecuador.

    The Veltins brewery also revealed it has produced a record 418,000 gallons in a bid to keep up with demand.

    A spokesman said: "It is incredible how much is being drunk but the hardest thing for the breweries is keeping up with the thirst of the English."

    In Dortmund, where most fans for England's Gelsenkirchen clash against Portugal on Saturday are staying, the giant DAB brewery is bracing itself by ferrying in extra supplies to boost production.
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  • #2
    I'd have to consume huge quantities of booze too. Got to make it exciting somehow.
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    • #3
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      • #4
        Maybe that will mean less UK fans overall. Not bad....
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        • #5
          The British: taking noobs to school since 1102
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          • #6
            This could all be a cunning excuse for suddenly hiding all the beer when England lose.

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            • #7
              Oh, God help Germany if/when England lose...and you'd better prepare just in case they win...
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              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                Re: UK fans know how to party

                Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
                In Nuremberg, organisers revealed 70,000 England fans who flooded the city drank 1.2MILLION pints of beer - an average of 17 pints each.
                Over what time span? I've had the odd 17 pint all day bender , but is this like over a period of days per day - or a more light weight session spread over the time they've been in germany so far?

                Still i'm glad the overall feeling is one of awe from the germans - now you see why history is as it is

                (and why we've only won one world cup - we were too pissed the other times!)

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                • #9
                  17 pints of beer in a day is awful tough to do. The equivalent in hard alcohol is much easier (although the final results are uglier).
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #10
                    I'm really concerned about a possible beer shortage

                    Fortunately my local stores are still well supplied......
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                    • #11
                      Astonished bar keeper Herrmann Murr said: "Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time."
                      Who says the German's don't have a sense of humour?


                      Sounds like something some British Prime Minister might have said.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DanS
                        17 pints of beer in a day is awful tough to do. The equivalent in hard alcohol is much easier (although the final results are uglier).
                        Its not that hard, we're talking 12 hour stints here....

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                        • #13
                          I would be painfully dehydrated after that.
                          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                          • #14
                            WTF is a pint? How many ounces is that?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DanS
                              I would be painfully dehydrated after that.
                              A pint of water next to the bed is essential!!

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