What are the social standards of manliness?

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Japher
More and more I think Mrs. Lancer got the better half of the deal those two made on their wedding day

Japher, if you met her you might rethink that. She's an angel, the bestest human being I've ever met...and I don't care how cornball that sounds either.

[Japher]

real men don't use the word cornball

[Lancer]

You must be from somewhere else partner.

[Japher]

I'm from Earth
mybe you've heard of it?!

[Lancer]

Yes we have, we're here now, among you.

[Japher]

[Lancer]

Real men don't use...

[Japher]

yes we do... just ussually only when our SO or mom calls us by our full name

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
Zkrib, who originally said that stuff about "live your life in such a way that when you're born blah"?

Got a name?

Nope...

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Dis
And men must have tool boxes. Even if they never use the tools, they must have one.

Q: I had two tool boxes stolen from me. I stopped buying replacements because I got tired of buying tools for thieves. Does this count??

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Japher
yes we do... just ussually only when our SO or mom calls us by our full name

QFT!

Zkrib, I used that saying at work to bring peace.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


Q: I had two tool boxes stolen from me. I stopped buying replacements because I got tired of buying tools for thieves. Does this count??

No. You should have bought one more and rigged it with a small explosive propellant encased in dog****. When opened, POOH!

[Zkribbler]

I already use a version of that.

At Christmas time, gaily wrap dog pooh is bright packages and leave it in an open car parked in a shopping mall parking lot.

[Lancer]

Merry Christmas!

[Japher]

that was you!