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Hehe, now you got us....we are either idiots or no real man, damn 
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Real men are gay.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Watching Star Trek reruns on Spike TV.
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Flatulence and the ability to ignore women.If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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I have the hot car.
that's about it. I admit I'm not that manly..
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"Refusing to ask directions."
Wezil, been there done that. So stubborn & dumb I'd rather get lost. Wtf is wrong with us?
"(A) Providing for your family.
(B) Protecting those less able to protect themselves.
(C) Helping those less fortunate than yourself to improve themselves.
(D) When you spectacularly fall on your ass trying to do (A), (B), or (C), not to mind because you know your ego is far less imporant than doing (A), (B) and (C).
(E) To "Never give up; Never surrender!"
(F) To live your life in such a manner so that, "when you're born, you cry while all about you smile, but when you die, you smile while all about you cry.""
"Zkribbler - This is a Lancer thread...."
Wezil, one too many dots in the '...'
Work on it.
"Real Men
a) Don't Cry
b) Lie about the size of their penis
c) Lie about how good they are in the sack
d) Lie about how good they are at sports
e) Call things that aren't sports "sports" such as car racing, fishing, hunting and golf
f) Don't mind eating beef jerky and beer for breakfast
g) Can sleep in the forest
h) Agrees that Chuck Norris is the best action star EVAH and would probably get his butt kicked by John Wayne the best Western star EVAH"
Wait a sec Japher, by these standards I am so unmamly! Oh Wait, I've "slept in the forest" 
"Grillmaster!"
<---The very first and possibly only LOL I've given in this thread, high marks for DanS!
"Flatulence and the ability to ignore women."
Very sage TimexWatch, as always.
"I have the hot car.
that's about it. I admit I'm not that manly."
Dis, you are da man. That guy in Vampire killers made me think of you, the head vampire killer dude.Long time member @ Apolyton
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"What are the social standards of manliness?"
Being able to say, 'I wrote the book'.Long time member @ Apolyton
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and I don't refuse to ask directions, I know how to use a map.
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That's it, you're gay.
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Sorry...but being a man is 100% about being a liberal weenie.Originally posted by Caligastia
Not being a liberal weenie.
....in fact, I just changed my sig.
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Zkrib, who originally said that stuff about "live your life in such a way that when you're born blah"?
Got a name?Long time member @ Apolyton
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actually I worded it wrong. I don't need to ask for directions, because I use a map.Originally posted by Lancer
That's it, you're gay.
It's women who have no sense of direction, and have to ask for directions and get lost all the time.Comment
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Real men don't waste time on internet forums.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Ok, you're back to being the manly vampire killer dude.Originally posted by Dis
actually I worded it wrong. I don't need to ask for directions, because I use a map.
It's women who have no sense of direction, and have to ask for directions and get lost all the time.
"Real men don't waste time on internet forums."
I've never actually been to one.
Zkrib, changed my sig too.Long time member @ Apolyton
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