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Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
if you have guts, you can try straight down the middle, or slight left or right of center.
if you have guts, you can try straight down the middle, or slight left or right of center.
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No, if you have guts, you do what Totti did vs. Holland in Euro 2000.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF -
I never played a match in real life with penalties or the off side ruleI need a foot massageComment
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Tsk tsk... Neeskens in the '74 final against Germany.Originally posted by Locutus
No, that's if you're stupid (which, granted, is usually the same thing).
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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Tsk tsk... Ross in USA 94.Originally posted by Hueij
Tsk tsk... Neeskens in the '74 final against Germany.
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Re: The Perfect Penalty Kick
Bump.Originally posted by yin26
The ramifications of making the perfect penalty kick THIS EASY are mindboggling. Pretty soon, even teams like Italy might be able to live up to their hype!*
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Nah, a keeper will always guess left or right, not in the middle.Originally posted by Locutus
Why keep a ball within a goalie's range if you can kick it outside it?(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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Back in the 1890's, Wee Willie Keeler of the Baltimore Orioles summed it up best.....Hit 'em where they aint
This could be applied to the Perfect Penalty Kick...put the ball where it wont get blocked and where it will count, IN THE NET!Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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A bad keeper guesses. A good keeper waits.Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Nah, a keeper will always guess left or right, not in the middle.Comment
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A keeper can't afford to wait. He has to move even before the ball is kicked.Originally posted by Mercator
A bad keeper guesses. A good keeper waits.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Shouldn't there be an equals sign in there to make this formula useful for something? What does it supposedly add up to?
Wait a minute, this is soccer. I'm an American. Why am I asking?Comment
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Yep, one of the most limited players we've had at Liverpool over the last 20 years or so was a slow thug who played a left back called Julian Dicks. But he was was a cracking penalty taker because he just used leather the ball as hard as he could into the top left or right of the net.Originally posted by Locutus
As long as it's high, hard and in the corner you can't miss, regardless of what the goalie does (and yes, Sikander, that means it has to be on target as well
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Poor man, I wonder what his ancester did to deserve such a surname.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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Is this article meant to be funny?"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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This article was meant to be two months ago... except for some bumpy b$#%#rd ...
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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Oh, and this article is funny to that same group of people that find professional soccer interesting. Perhaps there is a correlation?<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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