Wills

[Ecthy]

Well Dis, I'm afraid I can't help you with how all that Will stuff works, and to be honest I don't really care.

All I care for is: can I get your Mustang?

[Dis]

It's a Ford you know. I heard something about germans making fun of fords because how the name sounds. I can't remember how it goes exactly.

[Ecthy]

What did that German boss of you do now then?

[Dis]

I dont' have a german boss. I have a friend who was born and raised in germany- though her parents aren't german.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Dis


they piss you off as well. You just can't get one without the other.

I think I'm getting jipped; my girlfriend only does the pissing me off bit.

[Jon Miller]

shame is fun

JM

[Dis]

Originally posted by Lorizael


I think I'm getting jipped; my girlfriend only does the pissing me off bit.

you should work harder at pissing her off then.

mine loves it when I make fun of her height (she's only 4 foot 11 1/2 inches). Actually she takes it in good stride. I'll get her a booster seat for a gag gift one of these days..

And no she isn't going in the will. If we were to marry, that'd be different. But then she'd automatically get the estate anyways.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
shame is fun

JM

and guilt. I'm real good at that as well.

[Jon Miller]

I like short girls.

Jon Miller
(and tall girls, and sklnny girls, and volumptuos girls (not obese girls though))

[Joseph]

Originally posted by loinburger
I used a do-it-yourself software kit, because it's exceedingly unlikely that my beneficiaries would get into a dispute -- my brother would have to develop multiple personality disorder.

I was told this story by a lady that knew 2 family's. One Husband and the wife of the other family died. Each family had 2 children. The children were adults. The surviving 2 parents started to keep each other company. After a year or two, they were thinking about marriage. All 4 children were for them getting married. So they married and was on the way home from their Reno honeymoon, and they were in a car accident. The Husband died a few minutes later. Then the new wife died about 10 min or so after the husband. They each still had their homes and was going to decide in few days which one would be sold and witch one they would live in. Since the wife outlived the husband, the court said her 2 children now owned both homes. Her 2 children who grew up with his 2 children desided to be very nice to his kids. Her kids split the homes between them self's and sold them and told their life long friend and now step brother and sister to go fvck themselves and don't ever contact them again.

When money is involved never trust anyone.