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    Two weeks ago my car was due for a service. It also decided to start leaking both oil and water, and hence cost me a large sum of money to repair.

    Then it got hit by a truck.





    Lady Luck, being the skanky wench that she is, decided that wasn't enough. With my car written off, I was driving to work in my girlfriend's car when someone decided that crossing the road in front of me would be fun.





    I can't win.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

  • #2
    Maybe you should consider a bike...
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    • #3
      But when the next car hits me...

      I should add that neither of the accidents were my fault.
      A bike would be good if work wasn't over an hour away.
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      • #4
        Oh my. Glad you are okay, though.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Skanky Burns
          I should add that neither of the accidents were my fault.
          Good addition.

          I resisted the temptation to question your driving, and I'm glad I did. Very sorry to hear of this misfortune - will you be able to fix your car on the van's insurance?

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          • #6
            Who did you hit with the second car- Michael Moore?!

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            • #7
              Hmmm. Lot of accidents in a short time. I think your calling is that of a pedestrian. Or a shut in.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Gibsie
                Who did you hit with the second car- Michael Moore?!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kassiopeia
                  Oh my. Glad you are okay, though.
                  Me too.

                  However, don't blame the cars. The ones that hit you had a defective part. That part was the nut behind the wheel.

                  Take care of yourself.
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                  • #10
                    I was hoping for a movie review.
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                    • #11
                      Why do you hate cars

                      You should hate trucks

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                      • #12
                        Cars don't hit other cars
                        Bad drivers do
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                        • #13
                          Re: I hate cars

                          Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                          Lady Luck, being the skanky wench that she is (...)


                          I suppose that explains why she payed so much attention to you then.
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                          • #14
                            Is the person you pegged, Carmaegeddon style, okay?
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                            • #15
                              They were also in a car. If only they were a pedestrian - then at least the other car wouldn't also be written off.
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