Gross

[KrazyHorse]

You can make a better case for unfertilised ova being alive, but it's not open and shut.

[RGBVideo]

I engaged in chemical warfare against the little bastards the other night. And flushed a big moth down the bog...

Are you talking about sperm or fly maggots?

Most sperm have trouble reproducing with other sperm.

That was an impressively good pwnage, burger.

You just lost your argument, tlc. Time to give up the debate and admit that you were wrong.

[Datajack Franit]

Can sperm talk?

[Dis]

I don't think women would appreciate thinking sperm is a living thing. That might freak them out.

[ajbera]

Re: Gross

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I just swatted a fly that was on the wall. I bent down to pick it up where it had fallen, and I noticed that a dozen tiny little maggots had been released when I crushed it. I crushed all of them too. Sick.

Those weren't maggots, they were eggs. Tiny slender pale rods, yes? Flies lay the eggs & the eggs become maggots. I've had that happen too on occasion.

But I can do ya one better. When I lived alone I used to keep my garbage can outside my sliding glass door. I forgot to put it out one week during very hot weather, so the flies had been busy laying eggs. One hot night we had a thunderstorm with heavy rain and I went to the glass door to watch the lightning. As the sky lit up I saw hundreds of maggots wriggling away from the flooded garbage can, fleeing for their lives, crawling across the patio and dozens of them were crawling up the glass door. It was awful and amazing in a horror-show way.

After I got over the shock I opened the door a crack and put 5 maggots in a small glass jar, just to watch their development. I then put the jar (well sealed, I assure you) on top of the fridge, and kind of forgot about it. When I checked many days later, all five maggots had turned into flies, which had died in the interim. They were scrawny flies (I felt a little bad for starving them) but flies nonetheless.

[KrazyHorse]

Re: Re: Gross

Originally posted by ajbera


Those weren't maggots, they were eggs.

Well, they were ****ing moving. They crawled across the floor as I watched them...

[Gibsie]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I engaged in chemical warfare against the little bastards the other night. And flushed a big moth down the bog...

best cross-post ever

[Dis]

Originally posted by Gibsie


best cross-post ever

I was trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about and what he was doing.

[Dinner]

Re: Gross

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I just swatted a fly that was on the wall. I bent down to pick it up where it had fallen, and I noticed that a dozen tiny little maggots had been released when I crushed it. I crushed all of them too. Sick.

MURDERER!