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I just swatted a fly that was on the wall. I bent down to pick it up where it had fallen, and I noticed that a dozen tiny little maggots had been released when I crushed it. I crushed all of them too. Sick.
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12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Killing it is the new killing it
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That is sick! How could you do that to those poor, helpless creatures?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Any nonsentient animal which enters my house without my permission forfeits its right to life.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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For the sake of clarification, how many non-sentient creatures have asked permission to enter your house?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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They don't have to ask. I simply have to grant. And up to now the number of different animals given that permission at various times is 4.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Now, think of all the poor spermatozoa you sent to their deaths last you shagged your gf.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Spermatozoa are not technically "living" organisms.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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That's not what they say.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Do you often talk to your semen?12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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I engaged in chemical warfare against the little bastards the other night. And flushed a big moth down the bog...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I don't have to, but it certainly does make its voice heard.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Oh, they pass most tests; the metabolize, they reproduce, they even move. They're certainly living.Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Spermatozoa are not technically "living" organisms.
However, they're not usually considered "organisms". This, of course, is due to a traditional body-cell-centric view of metazoans.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Untrue. Spermatozoa are usually considered to be less "alive" than viriiOriginally posted by Last Conformist
Oh, they pass most tests; the metabolize, they reproduce, they even move. They're certainly living.
However, they're not usually considered "organisms". This, of course, is due to a traditional body-cell-centric view of metazoans.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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But are virii sacred? Huh? Huh!?
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The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Most sperm have trouble reproducing with other sperm.Originally posted by Last Conformist
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