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    Major Breakthrough!!!!

    A British company is developing computer chips
    that stores music in women's breast implants.

    This is a major breakthrough.

    Women are always complaining about men staring at
    their breasts and not listening to them.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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    Contributing to harmony between men and women
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      Now we can stare and listen to their breasts.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        Gigolo Joe, what do ya know...
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #5
          Re: Major Breakthrough!!!!

          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          Women are always complaining about men staring at
          their breasts and not listening to them.
          Civilization II: maps, guides, links, scenarios, patches and utilities (+ Civ2Tech and CivEngineer)

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          • #6
            Well, if she has implants, what did she get them for?
            I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
              Well, if she has implants, what did she get them for?
              So that I would stare at them, not you.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
                Well, if she has implants, what did she get them for?
                Gol-ly, Stoneface. It's kind of a joke. You know what a joke is, right?
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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