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Originally posted by SlowwHand
Who built the pyramids?
Who built the pyramids?
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I heard that purple rabbits from Mars built the pyramids.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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You were there?Originally posted by Hueij
Well, your faith is wrong then. The Ancient Egyptians never tried to capture a whole people into slavery and they sure never tried their hands at genocide.Formerly known as "CyberShy"
Carpe Diem tamen Memento MoriComment
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Aliens built the pyramids.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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This isn't the year 6
. That was 2000 years ago. I'm not worried.
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Not the Jews. They hadn't entered Egypt yet.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Who built the pyramids?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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But this is the 6th year of the Age of Aquarius. Or something like that.Originally posted by Dis
This isn't the year 6. That was 2000 years ago. I'm not worried.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Letters in "Ronald" "Wilson" "Reagan": 666
Original address of Reagan's retirement home: 666 Cloud Road"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Zombie Reagan is teh Antichrist!
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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The Beast Makes His Presense Known
By SAM F. Bull****abus, Associated Press Writer
Tue Jun 6, 11:08 AM ET
New York City, New York - Panic has struck this city as
population have been disappearing in staggering numbers.
Cars, driving down streets are suddely without a driver. Airplanes are falling from the sky.
More following this message from ou....Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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That's not all:Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Letters in "Ronald" "Wilson" "Reagan": 666
Original address of Reagan's retirement home: 666 Cloud Road
Hitler -> 6 letters
Stalin -> 6 letters
Zedong -> 6 letters
R. Nixon -> 6 letters
G.W. Bush - > 6 letters
Gandhi -> 6 lettersDISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Yes, but only teh Reagan's name yields the full Sign-o-the-Beast!Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
That's not all:
Hitler -> 6 letters
Stalin -> 6 letters
Zedong -> 6 letters
R. Nixon -> 6 letters
G.W. Bush - > 6 letters
Gandhi -> 6 letters
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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