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    okay so memorail sday is awesome2

    i was making mexicans on teh grile .. I maean burgers with mecians and refired tacoes ands tuff with perppers and lots of bratwursts and we must have had about 134 or 15 beears before wes tartted playing hockey in the cul de sac.. but like, there wree too many opepole SO WTF

    we stole some contruc tion coness and blocked offf tehis other streett.. but this asshoile in an suv kept yueeling at us... i told him to STFU NOOB we were in oVERTIME... my team was wining... I AM AWESOME.. i scored like 9 goals... and thats on like over 12 beers duddee... but i did throw up ocne, but thats cuz i got chekd really rhard into this parked car, it sucked... we cdropped the gloves.. well, i had my gloves, my friend didn't ahve agloves... so okay, the assole guy must have called the policews so they came and ewre like , SIR, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, THIS IS A MAJOR ROAD... i'm loike, NO ITS NOT SIR,... i mean, officer... but it was cool ,it was officer lee, the guy who took away my poatoe gun when I was 16, he's my peeps... he had to play it tough sfror the othehr cop and stuff...

    so tehy made us get off teh road... so tehn my fereind adam got the bike and I got some rope and he roade the bike and I was like water skying... but there was no warter... hAHAH it was fn... i threw up again though ,, **** not that smiley is more like it..

    okay, then we went to my ohsues and now wea got 12 PC's hookeasd up in my first floor... 3 in teh kitchen haha, and we're goi nag TO DOMINATE some fking NOOBS in coutnerstrike! B: fuklkcign smileys are hard shti man... okay...

    oh yeah, I clled the pizza place and they are gonna lets us TRADE BEER FOR PIAZZA

    WHAT A AWESOME COUNTRY THISI IS MAN!!!

    MEMORAIL DAY KCISK ASS!!

    i am notu that drnk still, i need to rdrink more... I puked out most of my beear
    To us, it is the BEAST.

  • #2
    HWO DO I STARSD MSN MESSNGER. . ? I CAN't SFIND TEH CION!
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      AKSDFJKLASHDF


      IT IS NOT RNNIGN i snidin't open it yhet

      wincdoes SUCKS!!

      there sarew like trwo cersions of it

      EDIT: okay i found it1 nvermind
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Hurrah for drunk Sava!
        ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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        • #5
          gwell i ghad one tah t saysd WINDOWX messnger, ant eh oterh says MSN essger, then msn bessgner beta... WTF
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Write this down under Things I Don't Do Well, then staple a copy to your forehead.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Drunk Thread!

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              • #8
                This thread is America's finest accomplishment.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  HEZLL YEAH, BECASXUE IN AMERIAC< WE ARE BETTERF AT HOCKYER TAHN YOU @!!@ HAHHAHAH

                  /*just asher,m not asll canadiasxn
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Yeah, what he said.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      i think zecven texasns are bettearf at hckey than asher LOL
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Is that dog giving his paw a blowjob?
                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #13
                          GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGGAGAGGGGG THATS HILARUSAO
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            That's not his paw.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              ohly **** duedc klol
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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