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  • #31
    Originally posted by Dauphin
    Don't worry guys. I'm ok.

    A 29-YEAR-OLD man died after he was stabbed in the head with a screwdriver in a fight outside a south east London pub.

    David Rodway, 29, from Orpington, died at 11.30am Monday morning, two days after the fight outside the Walkabout pub on Bromley High Street, Bromley.
    No, that was me. I'm screwed now
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #32
      We're going to the Walkabout tomorrow, right?
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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      • #33
        Could be...I'll bring a cycle helmet with me
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #34
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara


          And that's just the suburbs!
          I know! The cities in America are a nightmare. If you guys want to know what it's really like, go watch Predator 2.

          America's urban areas are a battlefield.

          The suburbs are not as bad, as long as you live in an area with lots of white people.

          Although, then you have to worry about pedophiles and other sex offenders... but thankfully NBC and the people at Dateline are saving us from them.
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #35
            Yes, but then there's still the morons who go on the Internets and post the kind of stuff you just did.

            You just can't win.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Winston


              You just can't win.
              Every day that I survive is a victory!

              If you lived in America, you'd understand.
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #37
                Wait, let m get this straight: you guys had a massive celebration over the opening of a new railway station? Germany is officially the lamest country in the world.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Dauphin
                  We're going to the Walkabout tomorrow, right?
                  You two are not nearly chavvy enough for a Walkabout pub...

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                  • #39
                    Wait, let me get this straight - you guys go to the pub just to get drunk, in a repetitive pattern?

                    The UK must be the lamest place on Earth, if that is all guys at your age can get up to.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Ecthy
                      Tell us about it!
                      Not much to tell. Shots fired inside the Canton Liquor House one and a half blocks from my house as I was walking home from another pub.
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #41
                        That's nothing.

                        How about this guy who's neighbor's .44 accidentally went off, through the wall, just missing him while he played on his computer...

                        So I nearly got killed today... Version 1.5, with a few more pix
                        http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html
                        My neighbor accidentally put a .44 Magnum round though my wall. It missed my head by I'd say about three inches. It started in his bathroom, went through the mirror, went through the closet on the other side, blew through that closet door, traveled across his hallway, blew through our common wall,…





                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #42
                          Nice. I hope his neighbour got his gun license taken away.

                          But I doubt it.
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #43
                            It could have been worse, his computer could have been wacked.
                            Last edited by Colonâ„¢; May 28, 2006, 17:41.
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                            • #44
                              At least he has his own stash for firing back next time.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Gibsie


                                You two are not nearly chavvy enough for a Walkabout pub...
                                It's fine during the daytime, but I have been to that pub on a Saturday evening and I had to leave after about 10 minutes, noisy and ultra-chavvy...
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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