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Originally posted by Timexwatch
Why not grow penises for fingers and figure out a way to work them, elephant-style?
Why not grow penises for fingers and figure out a way to work them, elephant-style?
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People need a stronger grip in their hands than that. Without a skeletal framework no finger replacement could contribute to grip in any substantial way. -
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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were you debating someone on something kid or is this some sort of textual narcoleptic episode?Originally posted by Kidicious
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They could genetically engineer penis-prints to them, to help with grip.Originally posted by Geronimo
People need a stronger grip in their hands than that. Without a skeletal framework no finger replacement could contribute to grip in any substantial way.I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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Or they could make a couple of holes in everything that will ever need moving.
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...Shel SilversteinDid you hear about Stacy Brown?
(No we didn't, but we'd like to.)
He had every chick in town.
(No he didn't, but he tried to.)
He had looks. He had class.
Tried everything to get a little lass.
[Something, something...er...la la la]
Do you know the reason for his success?
(No we don't so tell us.)
They say that he was double blessed.
(Not like you fellas.)
They say that Stacy Brown was born,
Just a little bit deformed.
Still his girlfriends wake up,
Smiling every morn.
Singin'
Everybody's got one. (Everybody's got one.)
Everybody's got one. (Everybody's got one.)
Everybody's got one. (Everybody's got one.)
Stacy Brown's got two!Comment
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In their defense, such fingers would dramatically increase the effectiveness of the shocker.Lime roots and treachery!
"Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake TungstenComment
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Could you really have two, or is it just a joke?I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Well, it seems like it regrows the spongy erectile tissue, not a whole penis. Having two would seem to be out of reach of this technology, as it stands currently.Lime roots and treachery!
"Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake TungstenComment
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In certain instances, true, democratically-minded capitalists can have two.Originally posted by Kidicious
Could you really have two, or is it just a joke?Comment
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Because if you were watching reruns of Baywatch, you couldn't do any knitting.Originally posted by Timexwatch
Why not grow penises for fingers and figure out a way to work them, elephant-style?Comment
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Shel Silverstein's immortal "Stacy Brown's Got Two" [cont'd]
He's got two, and that's a fact!
But no one knows where the other one's at:
On his elbow, on his knee, or...
Underneath his hat!
Singin'
Everybody's got one. (Everybody's got one!)
Everybody's got one. (Everybody's got one!)Everybody's got one. (Everybody's got one!)
Stacy Brown's got two!
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This is very exciting news. Think about, if they regrew a penis and the rabbit had enough feeling in it to get off then that means they must have repaired nerve cells as well.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Indeed. I imagine if one can be grown then it can be grown to any size.
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