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Here's the link. More news you can use. Has this been a problem with rabbits? 
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"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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I'm quite surprised that the first mammalian organ or appendage to be regenerated with this sort of technique (a technique which has been discussed for years) was a penis. IIRC genital tissue is notorious for it's poor healing potential. In any event I would have thought the effort to replace fingers or toes would not only be easier to pioneer but would also have received far more attention as there are far more people missing fingers and toes. -
I've always believed that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from porn."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James NapierComment
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A finger is more complex because of the variety of tissue types contained therein.
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
2004 Presidential Candidate
2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)Comment
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Re: Scientists Create Artificial Penis
Ted Striker?He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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Detachable penii.B♭3Comment
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signature material.Originally posted by Zevico
I've always believed that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from porn.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Yep, brilliant variation, Zevico.
OP: Already got one.
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not really. They have about the same tissue diversity. it's just that the innate healing properties of the digits fall just short of allowing complete regeneration. In fact very young kids sometimes regenerate an entire fingertip.Originally posted by Vince278
A finger is more complex because of the variety of tissue types contained therein.
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Pah! Vince278 has already shown his amazing ability to generate no fewer than 70 fingertips.Originally posted by Geronimo
In fact very young kids sometimes regenerate an entire fingertip.
etc., etc..
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I'll have three, thank you!
But can they be attached to my allready present testicles, or do I need three more of those, too?
I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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You have to be kidding. We're talking about our penises here. Who cares about a damn finger.Originally posted by Geronimo
I'm quite surprised that the first mammalian organ or appendage to be regenerated with this sort of technique (a technique which has been discussed for years) was a penis. IIRC genital tissue is notorious for it's poor healing potential. In any event I would have thought the effort to replace fingers or toes would not only be easier to pioneer but would also have received far more attention as there are far more people missing fingers and toes.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Kid speaks TRUTH!
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Why not grow penises for fingers and figure out a way to work them, elephant-style?If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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