Why Cam'Ron is the greatest rapper... (involves Paedophiles)

[MRT144]

run for your lives, g-troll is rollin down the block

[Grandpa Troll]

another favorite Rappa Song:

No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn



(chorus) No sleep 'til - Brooklyn



Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal

Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle

My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good time

City to city - I'm running my rhymes

On location - touring around the nation

Beastie Boys always on vacation

Itchy trigger finger but a stable turntable

I do what I do best because I'm illing and able

Ain't no faking - your money I'm taking

Going coast to coast - watching all the girlies shaking

While you're at the job working nine to five

The Beastie Boys at the Garden - cold kickin' it live



(bridge) No sleep 'til -



Another place - another train

Another bottle in the brain

Another girl - another fight

Another drive all night

Our manager's crazy - he always smokes dust

He's got his own room at the back of the bus

Tour around the world - you rock around the clock

Plane to hotel - girls on the jock

We're thrashing hotels like it's going out of style

Getting paid along the way cause it's worth your while

Four on the floor - Adrock's out the door

M.C.A.'s in the back because he's skeezin' with a whore

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack

With dice in the front and Brooklyn's in the back



(repeat bridge)



(repeat chorus)



Ain't seen the light since we started this band

M.C.A. - get on the mic my man

Born and bred Brooklyn - U.S.A.

They all me Adam Yauch - but I'm M.C.A.

Like a lemon to a lime - a lime to a lemon

I sip the def ale with all the fly women

Got limos, arena, TV shows

Autograph pictures and classy hos

Step off homes - get out of my way

Taxing little girlies form here to L.A.

Waking up but I get to sleep

Cause I'll be rocking this party eight days a week



(repeat chorus)

From a Steven Segal Flick

Plus dey gut dem a real sho nuff boom (Ghetto Blaster) Box to boot, Yo

[Grandpa Troll]

Not all rappas are in same Gang mode, Albert Spear givin up da luv fer PINK DUDE

Then ya got some members of Bloods and Crips


Beastie Boys, which chu be man?

Hard to tell, flying them colors, shades and hoods 'n all, chill' wit a 40

[Nostromo]

Beastie boys

I don't think I ever heard Cam'ron. But that pink thing is silly. Ten years from now, he'll say to himself: "WTF I was thinking?" Is he a feminist? The pink mafia is a feminist/lesbian thing, no?

What next? The Santa mafia? Rappers dressed like Santa?

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by nostromo
Beastie boys

I don't think I ever heard Cam'ron. But that pink thing is silly. Ten years from now, he'll say to himself: "WTF I was thinking?" Is he a feminist? The pink mafia is a feminist/lesbian thing, no?

What next? The Santa mafia? Rappers dressed like Santa?

HO HO HO

[Provost Harrison]

A blatant closet case if I ever saw one...

[Grandpa Troll]

Santa & His Ho's

Since Rapping is about B!@tche$, Santa Claus knows who is naughty and who is nice

[Grandpa Troll]

Ho Ho Ho, just tell my little Ho's what you would like fer Christmas Johnny, that is, you have been a good boy havent you?

[Ted Striker]

****

Gramps knows how to throw a party!

[Nostromo]

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
****

Gramps knows how to throw a party!

Tell Santa what he wants to hera, I know ya been a good boy Ted, but what would you do whilst my little Ho's arent rapping, lets say they would be Un-Wrapping a Christmas present just for you

[Grandpa Troll]

I know rapping gets to be about not just da wenches but about rolling with a 40 oz, makes me remember those old Miller Lite commercials, Less Filling or Tastes Great oh well, ya'll decide

[Ted Striker]

ROFL

The commentary is outstanding

[Grandpa Troll]

Missing da Misteltoe

Without it, sometimes the true meaning of Yuletime Logs and fun comes up missing

[Grandpa Troll]

I leave you to wax whimisical about holiday memories, grab a book read about Christmas and when yer done reading, just slide it back between these bookends!


Back after a bit

Gramps and da Ho Ho Ho back me ups