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[edit]whooaaaa, wrong topic! sorry
[edit]whooaaaa, wrong topic! sorry
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Don't say that, I'd think you'd need be pretty smart to pass for a man for seventeen years, including during sex.Originally posted by Illur
women are stupidWhy can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
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LC, that's one of the most skilled spins I've seen in a long time
In da butt.
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"homemade appliance"?!?
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Yeah It also happened in America..um..here is part of the article..older dude too..Originally posted by Vince278
"homemade appliance"?!?
An old man, Mr. Kelly , was living in a nursing home. One day he
appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Kelly "My private part died today,
and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kelly, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Kelly was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Kelly ," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Kelly, "I told you yesterday that
my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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Now why you gotta go start stuffOriginally posted by Illur
women are stupid
That makes me so mad when guys automatically call all women stupid, maybe ignorant because they dont know everything.
I mean, take for example the brunette and the Blonde talking one day. The Brunette was intelligent and told of her boyfriend who had a bad case of dandruff. The Blonde was in horror, asked "what did you do?"
The Brunette said softly and with an understanding tone "I just gave him some Head and Shoulders"
Now the Blonde was mortified, fearing the same thing could befall her boyfriend, she welled up with a tear in her eye, and whispered back to the brunette" I know how to GIVE HEAD but how do you give shoulders?"
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You don't want to know.Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
but how do you give shoulders?"
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
Now why you gotta go start stuff
That makes me so mad when guys automatically call all women stupid, maybe ignorant because they dont know everything.
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