I need ideas!!

[Pekka]

Give me ideas. I'm thinking the best way to go at it is to create one of them million dollar home page ideas, but something different (because it's been done).

It would be, of course, for million euros, because it's more money.

Give me the link for the project where that dude ebayed or swapped stuff for better and better, I forgot where it was..?

I've thought about letting people pay one euro for me to insult them, but I don't know, that' swtoo much work. One euro, like I'd write them offensive e-mails... 5 euros and I'll insult them on skype. 10 euros and I'll do video stream that is offensive and I make people cry (and japanese fetishists have orgasm).

But then I thought, wow that's actually a crappy idea. I might get like 100 euros but that's it.

Give me ideas, plus that link. I need to be paid.

Thanks in advance, yours truly,

Super(rich)citizen.

[Japher]

there is that one service where "women" will e-mail nerds, send them gifts, etc. so that they have the appearance of having a girlfriend... you could do the same thing.

or how about an Interwill site. You write a script that password protects someone's system with two possible passwords. One that is real and you use all the time. Another that you give to relatives, etc. and when they log in it wipes out all your porn so that if you die they never find it.

[Pekka]

oh so that's basically he porn buddy idea. Where if you die, get hospitalized or what ever, your porn buddy goes to your apartment and gets your porn stash.

I don't want a business, I want that million euros. I establish the business after I get the million.. Yes.. that's what I will do.. MHUaehaehea MUhaeheahaehea!

Now. Let's get serious. Keep it simple, keep it stupid and it will come. The grand idea.

How about just give me money?

You know, set up paypal and other payment methods and nothing. Except the story.. like 'the easiest million in the history of the mankind'. Then explain there were milliondollarhomepage etc, making money easy, but they had the first idea benefit so it's difficult now. So.. I've decided to make the easiest million in the world. I offer nothing back. You can give as much as you want....

HMmhh.. I don't know.

[reds4ever]

Get a domain name that contains the words "free" and "porn"...........

[Mercator]

Use all that time you spent finding and thinking up "million dollar ideas" by writing them all down in a nicely marketable fashion and then selling those ideas to gullible people willing to pay €1000 to try and make a million. Or, alternatively, publish them as a self-help book, become a "guru" and make your money off the book sales and the inevitable flood of inspiring speeches you'll be asked to give at conferences and stuff.

[Pekka]

YEs but that's a lot of work. THat kind of beats the purpose for making the easiest million EUROS.

And taxes are taken into account, I get to KEEP the million euros.

HMmhh.. but your idea is pretty good, it's basic, but none of the less it goes outside the range I'm looking into.

I'd like to make some kind of insult page as well. Insult people. Mostly famous people to get attention I deserve. I'd lke to be sued in all countries. I could start from Euro countries, first get sued in all Scandinavian countries, then expand to baltic countries, and the rest of the EU-region.

That would be awesome.

Then I'd really need the million euros.

[Spiffor]

I'm sure you could make a million euro by camwhoring for less than a months. Not a bad deal

[VetLegion]

Mercator's advice is spot on

Though the competition in the guru field is pretty tough I presume.

[Pekka]

spiffor, yeah sure...

[VetLegion]

BTW., Pekka, remember when I asked basically the same thing you ask now? You know how much I earned that very night?

100$ from the Mechanical Turk!

I **** you not. It's not much but warms one's heart to know he's helped the economy spin

[Pekka]

You asked similar but slightly different type of ideas

I'm not looking to make any effort. The idea is, make the million euros easier than anyone has ever made it. Why? Just because... it would rock. Not ONLY making million euros but kind of not breaking any sweat at all, and actually making the easiest way anyoen has ever done it, I mean.. that's even better.

[Spiffor]

Make a web site saying you have a rare disease, and that the commie hospitals of Finland won't treat you, because they're commies.

Tell that the superior American technology will save you, but you need to pay the various fees to that effect. 1,000,000 dollars (well, it downgrades the objective a bit, but it's not for the money anyways, is it?). Create a paypal account, and advertise your site at Newsmax and in the rest of the American right-wing blogosphere. You'll ferret out some rich Americans who'd be more than happy to give a few thousands for a good cause, and to show the worlkd how evil commies are.

[Pekka]

hahaha, if we'd tune that up, the million might be as good as made.

But that would be still lying, I mean that would be almost a fraud... you know, can't play that card.

Maybe let's see.. I could have insulting pictures, videos etc of lefists people (famous), and then two bars on the left and the right side.

Left is of course the leftist side and right is the right wing side. Then they get to pay me, and according to the payments the bars rise. Then they compete who pays more, left or the right. You know, commies versus capitalists. We'll see who has the balls, and who ever is leading, they get to have the insulting pictures of the other side online.

[Pekka]

Wow. That's actually.. that's maybe the worst idea I've ever thought of.

But then, it attracted me to get a new condition to the million euros. It has to be easiest money ever made, and also the worst idea. DAMN IT BRAINS! IS NOTHING GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

[VetLegion]

Seen that movie where the guy gets a billion dollars, but he can only keep it if he can spend a million in 10 hours or so?

What you need to do is find one of those guys to give you the million!

Maybe this is not the best idea ever