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  • "The Best Moment" of Bush's presidency: Catching a fish - if he really DID

    So, here's how the story goes:

    Liar-in-Chief is interviewed by German weekly Bild am Sonntag. During the course of the interview, he is asked what the Best Moment in his presidency so far was.

    His answer:

    I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake


    Wow...President for over 5 years, and yet, a fish is his proudest accomplishment. Seems to say something about his administration, doesn't it?

    Well, there's more to be said.

    Turns out the World's Record for largest perch ever caught weighed 4 pounds, 3 ounces in New Jersey back in 1865.



    Even Bush's best moment was a lie.
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    • #3
      Well, Dubbaya's a very humble, down to earth person. I'm sure he just didn't want to take credit for this best moment of his.
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      • #4
        He must have been lying. It's not like Bush to accidentally confuse one thing with another...
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        • #5
          For comparison-sake:

          Carter's best moment: Camp David Accords

          Clinton's best moment: Resolution of the Kosovo crises

          (and he's also able to name other proud accomplishments of his, like passing the Brady Bill and his economic plan)

          And Bush catches a fish...
          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jaguar
            It's not like Bush to accidentally confuse one thing with another...
            Then it must have been a really great moment, if he couldn't remember/didn't know what ****ing fish he caught.
            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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            • #7
              maybe he was on LSD
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                President Bush goes fishing

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                • #9
                  it's that green fish with black stripes and orange fins, right?

                  because I'm pretty sure they can get a lot larger than 4 punds
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                  • #10
                    It doesn't matter whether you think they can or not. This is simply either a.) not true, or b.) he set a world record.
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                    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                    • #11
                      It not being true doesn't necessarily make it a lie, though. It's quite possible he's just an idiot and this is a mistake of his. I don't really think this is some crafty Bush plan to up his flagging approval rating.
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                      • #12
                        the world record is 3.6 kilos, caught in Finland. says so in my book here.
                        maybe perches are smaller in America
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                        • #13
                          Are you really that bored, TEF?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
                            It doesn't matter whether you think they can or not. This is simply either a.) not true, or b.) he set a world record.
                            or c.) you looked up only yellow perch (I just bothered to click your link) and you're a complete moron unaware of the dozens of different types of perch out there.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Gangerolf
                              the world record is 3.6 kilos, caught in Finland. says so in my book here.
                              maybe perches are smaller in America
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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