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  • #31
    I'm sure there are times when the tree is more than willing!
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #32
      The Ents will get you.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Lorizael
        I'm sure there are times when the tree is more than willing!
        Her branches say no, but her bark says yes...

        ...

        She was asking for it, dressing up like that, with all that bark, presenting her leaves like she was in heat, just begging to be nailed by some mad seaman from a nearby naval plant!
        B♭3

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        • #34
          This thread is making my allergies act up.
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          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #35
            say no to dendrophilia
            CSPA

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Lorizael
              This thread is making my allergies act up.
              When you think about it, in this time when pollen is in the air...

              Really, what it boils down to is that male plants are going all boo cake with their sperm all over your face, your car, your...
              B♭3

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              • #37
                ..And people with allergies are nasty dendrophobes.

                *hugs nearby tree*

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Q Cubed


                  When you think about it, in this time when pollen is in the air...

                  Really, what it boils down to is that male plants are going all boo cake with their sperm all over your face, your car, your...
                  Exactly. Sexy.
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                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                    Aren't there usually knots at the bottom of a tree? Those are where dead limbs that fell off used to be.
                    I checked the large pinetree beside my driveway last night. The two lowest knotholes were about 6 feet and 6 feet 4 inches about the ground. About three feet about the ground there was something else--it might have been an knothole or maybe just a healed-over injury.

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