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I wouldn't be so sure, I don't think you've ever been a tree that had a rusty nail stuck into it.
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What's toxic to you isn't necessary toxic to a tree.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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More to the point, trees don't get tetanus since that's from a toxin produced by infecting bacteria.Comment
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More to the point, trees don't feel.Comment
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more to that point, trees"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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more to that point,"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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If a tree gets nailed in the forest
and no one is around to film it
does it still smoke afterwards?Comment
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Originally posted by Japher
If a tree gets nailed in the forest
and no one is around to film it
does it still smoke afterwards?
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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That's why the Romans did it.Originally posted by Colon�
It's cruel to hammer a nail into a living being.B♭3Comment
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ROFL @ Japher. Thanks, man, I needed that this Monday morning.
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"Remove that nail, butcher! I just heard that tree shriek."
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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If only you'd hammered the nail into a piece of laminated plastic, you wouldn't be having the silly argument.Comment
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Don't do unto a tree what you wouldn't do unto yourself.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Then there has to be mutual consent.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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