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  • #46
    Originally posted by Oncle Boris
    The other day, I was at a friend's apartment when I had to take a ****. Seeing there was no toilet paper left (after the deed was done, of course), I wiped my ass with her bath towel.



    Clearly you're not civilized . . . . . . .



    you were suppose to use her tampons to wipe your ass.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #47
      My zip is undone.
      I will kill this thread.
      "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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      • #48
        I found MrFun funny once or twice.


        Originally posted by Spiffor
        As for me, I seem unavoidably attracted in highschoolers.

        Considering that I'm 25, it might be quite a worry.
        Robbing the cradle

        Some of them are smokin' hot
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • #49
          The only legal software that I ever had is Civ4.
          Quendelie axan!

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          • #50
            The first legal software that I had was Caesar 2.

            The last I acquired would probably have been Civ3 Conquests.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Oerdin


              Going to Radiohead's concert next month or at least I plan to if I can get a ticket. They go on sale tomorrow and they're supposed to sell out quickly.
              Did you get one in the end?

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              • #52
                I wasted thousands of dollars on crap computer games.

                I also wasted thousands of dollars on Magic: the Gathering cards.
                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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