Horse meets Military interrogator from Abu Graib

[Jon Miller]

Ohhh.. better, mention your brother's Iraqi wife...

Jon Miller

[Jon Miller]

Horse's response:

Oh, that is nice..

Jon Miller

[MarkG]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
You should have casually mentioned that before immigrating to Australia your family were Iraqis, then while he's chewing that over quietly excuse your family to leave the room. After that make an excuse to leave the room yourself, first making a show of a hushed phone conversation. Have the family get in the car, remove the battery from his car, disable the phones, then drive off. After a few minutes this guy is going to get curious. When he looks around and realises that you've deserted him he'll get suspicious. When he finds out that his car has been disabled he'll get really worried. Odds are that he'll hoof it back to where he's staying pronto. If you could arrange for some friends to folow him in their car that would be even better, particularily if you know some that are a bit swarthy complected.

The next day you call him, apologise for leaving him. Make an excuse about some family emergency. Voice great distress that some punks stole tha battery out of his car. Tell him that you've replaced the battery and invite him to come back out to diner. If he agrees repaeat the whole business, but this time call the newspapers and announce to them that a famous war criminal will be a such and such an address at such and such time. This time when you strand him he'll be facing a bunch of reporters.

it wouldnt work

[Dinner]

My old NCOIC was actually stationed in Abu Gharib when the abuse was occuring. The Psyop team was stationed far away from where the inmates were housed though and they basically just slept there and in the mornings would go to the various towns in the area to distribute leaflets or do loud speaker broadcasts.

[chequita guevara]

Remind me never to get on Dr Stangelove's bad side.

[Straybow]

As long as he didn't think Pvt England was hot...

[MRT144]

you wound up hog tying mrs horse with his supervision?

[BeBMan]

You could have made jokes about Camp Gitmo, since this wasn't his business.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Eli
You could also offer him to moderate at Poly. It would be nice to have a good natured, lenient mod for a change.

he could decide who went to Mingapulco, the mods need an analyst

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Terra Nullius
I'd probly take a dump in his dinner plate.

... and not because of my rampant immaturity, I'm just kinky that way.

Note to self:

Decline any invitation for dinner at Terra Nullius's.

[Alexander's Horse]

yep, but he's going to get a lot of that I thought

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by MarkG
it wouldnt work

It all depends upon the delivery. Really man, I can't do everything for him now can I?

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by MRT144
you wound up hog tying mrs horse with his supervision?

mrs horse, like any woman, already knows how to apply more stress positions than the US army

[SpencerH]

Re: Horse meets Military interrogator from Abu Graib

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse

So , what would you have done in this situation?

I would've told him old war stories (hinting at what I used to do) while feeding him liquor. Once he was comfortable, I would've drained him of all interesting info using that alien brain probe device I found. Once a spook, always a spook.

And how did my dinner party end?

Y'all got pissed together.

[Alexander's Horse]

I asked him how the war was going. He said interrogations indicated the coalition was getting on top of the insurgency.

Then he mentioned he almost never left Abu Graib because it was too dangerous to go out.