Horse meets Military interrogator from Abu Graib

[Alexander's Horse]

Had this US army guy over for dinner. He mentioned he'd been in Iraq. I asked him what he did. He said he worked at Abu Graib. Oh, I said......and what did you do there? He said he was with military intelligence.

Really? I said, and what did that involve? He said he decided who got interrogated. Fascinating, did you enjoy your work I asked? Oh yes, he said, its great to get a chance to do what you're trained to do.

Then I noticed he had the black MI Abu Graib T-shirt.

So children, what would you have done in this situation?

And how did my dinner party end?

[Eli]

So children, what would you have done in this situation?

I would have asked him for pics and sold them to the media.

[Alexander's Horse]

tee hee - maybe I should invite him again.........

[DanS]

I think you should have been respectful, because you never know what he did over there. Could have been part of the solution rather than part of the problem.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

torture no doubt.

[Terra Nullius]

I'd probly take a dump in his dinner plate.

... and not because of my rampant immaturity, I'm just kinky that way.

[Jon Miller]

Re: Horse meets Military interrogator from Abu Graib

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Had this US army guy over for dinner. He mentioned he'd been in Iraq. I asked him what he did. He said he worked at Abu Graib. Oh, I said......and what did you do there? He said he was with military intelligence.

Really? I said, and what did that involve? He said he decided who got interrogated. Fascinating, did you enjoy your work I asked? Oh yes, he said, its great to get a chance to do what you're trained to do.

Then I noticed he had the black MI Abu Graib T-shirt.

So children, what would you have done in this situation?

And how did my dinner party end?

A quick one I see.

Jon Miller

[Alexander's Horse]

What did you do in the war Daddy? Oh I worked at Abu Graib son.

[Jon Miller]

You should made oblique references to him being a sadist..

Jon Miller

[Eli]

You could also offer him to moderate at Poly. It would be nice to have a good natured, lenient mod for a change.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

military intelligence is an oxymoran.

[Jon Miller]

Finish the story.

JM

[DanS]

I think it was more like a scenario than a story.

[Jon Miller]

The black teeshirt wouldn't be in a scenario unless he was poking fun of himself. In which case it would be a story anyway.

Jon Miller

[Dr Strangelove]

You should have casually mentioned that before immigrating to Australia your family were Iraqis, then while he's chewing that over quietly excuse your family to leave the room. After that make an excuse to leave the room yourself, first making a show of a hushed phone conversation. Have the family get in the car, remove the battery from his car, disable the phones, then drive off. After a few minutes this guy is going to get curious. When he looks around and realises that you've deserted him he'll get suspicious. When he finds out that his car has been disabled he'll get really worried. Odds are that he'll hoof it back to where he's staying pronto. If you could arrange for some friends to folow him in their car that would be even better, particularily if you know some that are a bit swarthy complected.

The next day you call him, apologise for leaving him. Make an excuse about some family emergency. Voice great distress that some punks stole tha battery out of his car. Tell him that you've replaced the battery and invite him to come back out to diner. If he agrees repaeat the whole business, but this time call the newspapers and announce to them that a famous war criminal will be a such and such an address at such and such time. This time when you strand him he'll be facing a bunch of reporters.