Speaking of the Washington Monument it never received 1200 acres or a heated waterfall. So it's quite clear what we need to do here. All our monuments need to be not just renovated, like the Statue of Liberty, but upgraded... or supersized, if you will.
The Pearl Harbor Memorial - We should add a cooled 50foot ice sculpture to symbolize...
something. Only $200,000 of the memorial cost was government subsidized, which even after inflation is an outrage. Anyone against the Pearl Harbor Memorial upgrade is a monster!
The Statue of Liberty - Her torch could include polished rubies, oh & she should be able to shoot lazers out of her eyes to shoot down any terrorist planes or enemy nukes! I hope no one here hates liberty enough to oppose this.
etc.
The Pearl Harbor Memorial - We should add a cooled 50foot ice sculpture to symbolize...


The Statue of Liberty - Her torch could include polished rubies, oh & she should be able to shoot lazers out of her eyes to shoot down any terrorist planes or enemy nukes! I hope no one here hates liberty enough to oppose this.

etc.
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